{"id":1804,"date":"2003-12-29T18:48:37","date_gmt":"2003-12-30T01:48:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mossback.org\/archives\/2003\/12\/mad-howie\/"},"modified":"2003-12-29T18:48:37","modified_gmt":"2003-12-30T01:48:37","slug":"mad-howie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/2003\/12\/29\/mad-howie\/","title":{"rendered":"Mad Howie"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\tWhen Mad Howie complained about hardball politics, one response was<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Craig Smith, Lieberman’s campaign manager, said Dean’s criticism “is like the mad cow calling the herd rabid.” <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

So how can you tell Mad Howard Dean from a Mad Cow? Here’s a handy guide.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\nMad Cow <\/td>\nMad Howie <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Disposition<\/td>\nMad <\/td>\nMad<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Home<\/td>\nDairy <\/td>\nDairy State <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Brain Condition <\/td>\nMisfolded proteins<\/td>\nMisguided policies<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Behavior<\/td>\nFlops around<\/td>\nFlip-flops<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Purpose<\/td>\nProvides milk to the public<\/td>\nMilks the public<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Effect<\/td>\nSpreads disease<\/td>\nProfits from disease<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Beef<\/td>\nHard to eat<\/td>\nHardball<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Accompaniment<\/td>\nRed wine<\/td>\nRed whine<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

I hope that clears it all up.\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When Mad Howie complained about hardball politics, one response was: Craig Smith, Lieberman’s campaign manager, said Dean’s criticism “is like the mad cow calling the herd rabid.” So how can you tell Mad Howard Dean from a Mad Cow? Here’s a handy guide. Mad Cow Mad Howie Disposition Mad Mad Home Dairy Dairy State Brain … Continue reading “Mad Howie”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbifyw-t6","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1804","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1804"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1804\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}