{"id":1855,"date":"2004-03-01T12:04:27","date_gmt":"2004-03-01T19:04:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mossback.org\/archives\/2004\/03\/off-the-deep-end\/"},"modified":"2004-03-01T12:04:27","modified_gmt":"2004-03-01T19:04:27","slug":"off-the-deep-end","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/2004\/03\/01\/off-the-deep-end\/","title":{"rendered":"Off the deep end"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tJeff Jarvis suggests that Howard Stern should go to satellite radio, <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.scripting.com\/2004\/02\/29#When:8:50:52AM\">Dave Winer thinks Jarvis<\/a> is reporting rather than suggesting, and Stern himself <a title=\"BuzzMachine... by Jeff Jarvis\" href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzmachine.com\/archives\/2004_03_01.html#006397\">discusses it on his show:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p> He said that if he went onto satellite, they&#8217;d sell 12 million receivers immediately; &#8220;they wouldn&#8217;t be able to make them fast enough.&#8221; It would change the entire radio industry, making broadcast stations worth a helluva lot less, he said, and he&#8217;s right.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Never in history has a man been more full of crap than the talentless Howard Stern. His whole schtick is dependent on standards of decency setting the boundaries of good taste so he can position himself outside them. He&#8217;s like the little kid who&#8217;s learned that he can get attention saying bad words who then works the gimmick to death. He didn&#8217;t even invent this gimmick himself, he stole it from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.radiofreejack.com\/\">Alex Bennett<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>In a setting where adolescent content isn&#8217;t circumscribed, his show would have no audience. He was created by the FCC, and he knows it, so all this whining about the government cracking down on his free speech rights is just crocodile tears. He benefits from being pushed out of the 6 markets that Clear Channel has banned him from by generating buzz for his tired formula.<\/p>\n<p>If Stern was to go to satellite radio, which he won&#8217;t, he&#8217;d lose his audience because the 13-year-old boys who dominate it don&#8217;t have the cash for an XM radio and the monthly fee. Who&#8217;s he trying to kid?\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jeff Jarvis suggests that Howard Stern should go to satellite radio, Dave Winer thinks Jarvis is reporting rather than suggesting, and Stern himself discusses it on his show: He said that if he went onto satellite, they&#8217;d sell 12 million receivers immediately; &#8220;they wouldn&#8217;t be able to make them fast enough.&#8221; It would change the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/2004\/03\/01\/off-the-deep-end\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Off the deep end&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1855","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-media"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbifyw-tV","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1855","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1855"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1855\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}