{"id":219,"date":"2002-02-23T15:51:29","date_gmt":"2002-02-23T22:51:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mossback.org\/archives\/2002\/02\/krashing-korean-kamikazes\/"},"modified":"2002-02-23T15:51:29","modified_gmt":"2002-02-23T22:51:29","slug":"krashing-korean-kamikazes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/2002\/02\/23\/krashing-korean-kamikazes\/","title":{"rendered":"Krashing Korean Kamikazes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t&#8212; Here&#8217;s a humble prediction: in the Olympic short-track speedskating competition tonight, one or more Korean skaters will crash, taking one or more American skaters down with him. Kim Dong-sung will not be the Krashing Korean Kamikaze;<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nthe role of hitman will fall on a junior member of the team, probably Ahn Hyun-Soo who has already crashed twice in two races (he&#8217;s the guy who took Ohno out in the 1000m, causing his injury.) <P>Special bonus prediction: if Korea doesn&#8217;t get a gold medal, their coach will have a press conference and whine, and his countrymen will launch a denial-of-service attack on a randomly selected Web server believed to be in the United States.\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212; Here&#8217;s a humble prediction: in the Olympic short-track speedskating competition tonight, one or more Korean skaters will crash, taking one or more American skaters down with him. Kim Dong-sung will not be the Krashing Korean Kamikaze;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internet"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbifyw-3x","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=219"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}