{"id":2207,"date":"2003-02-19T03:35:14","date_gmt":"2003-02-19T10:35:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mossback.org\/archives\/2003\/02\/the-queen-of-all-asswipes\/"},"modified":"2003-02-19T03:35:14","modified_gmt":"2003-02-19T10:35:14","slug":"the-queen-of-all-asswipes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/2003\/02\/19\/the-queen-of-all-asswipes\/","title":{"rendered":"The queen of all asswipes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<a title=\"inappropriate response\" href=\"http:\/\/www.aracnet.com\/~dcf\/irnew\/\">Moira&#8217;s<\/a> not real impressed by Chirac&#8217;s recurring case of the vapors:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Did he gather up his petticoats and flounce out of the room after this Scarlett impersonation? Is it proper that the leader of a great democratic nation conduct himself like the cheese of some inconsequential satrapy, touchy about his gold braid and ritual deference?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Some of the reader comments are classic.\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Moira&#8217;s not real impressed by Chirac&#8217;s recurring case of the vapors: Did he gather up his petticoats and flounce out of the room after this Scarlett impersonation? Is it proper that the leader of a great democratic nation conduct himself like the cheese of some inconsequential satrapy, touchy about his gold braid and ritual deference? &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/2003\/02\/19\/the-queen-of-all-asswipes\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The queen of all asswipes&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internet"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbifyw-zB","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2207\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}