{"id":2332,"date":"2003-04-08T19:18:56","date_gmt":"2003-04-09T02:18:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mossback.org\/archives\/2003\/04\/special-forces\/"},"modified":"2003-04-08T19:18:56","modified_gmt":"2003-04-09T02:18:56","slug":"special-forces","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/2003\/04\/08\/special-forces\/","title":{"rendered":"Special Forces"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"redneck.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bennett.com\/archives\/redneck.jpg\" width=\"440\" height=\"330\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The Pentagon announced today the formation of an elite military force called the &#8220;U. S. Redneck Special Forces.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Bubba, Hoss, Cooter and Boo will be dropped behind enemy lines with the following information about the Fedayeen:<br \/>\n1. The season opened last weekend.<br \/>\n2. There is no limit.<br \/>\n3. They taste just like chicken.<br \/>\n4. The don&#8217;t like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.<br \/>\n5. Some is queer.<br \/>\n6. They&#8217;re directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.<\/p>\n<p>The war should be over next week.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to brother Eric for the pitcher and text.\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Pentagon announced today the formation of an elite military force called the &#8220;U. S. Redneck Special Forces.&#8221; Bubba, Hoss, Cooter and Boo will be dropped behind enemy lines with the following information about the Fedayeen: 1. The season opened last weekend. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. The &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/2003\/04\/08\/special-forces\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Special Forces&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internet"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbifyw-BC","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}