{"id":2412,"date":"2003-05-15T00:33:32","date_gmt":"2003-05-15T07:33:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mossback.org\/archives\/2003\/05\/cheap-burgers-for-all\/"},"modified":"2003-05-15T00:33:32","modified_gmt":"2003-05-15T07:33:32","slug":"cheap-burgers-for-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/2003\/05\/15\/cheap-burgers-for-all\/","title":{"rendered":"Cheap burgers for all"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tEven the cattle are freaky in <a title=\"Cows at Marin County ranch run off cliff\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?f=\/news\/archive\/2003\/05\/14\/state2209EDT0232.DTL\">Marin County:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>A dozen Holstein cows grazing near Skywalker Ranch in Marin County apparently got spooked and ran off a 50-foot cliff, according to authorities. <\/p>\n<p>Motorists on Lucas Valley Road saw the cows cascade over the hilltop at about 11 a.m. Wednesday, said Marin County Sheriff&#8217;s Sgt. Doug Pittman. <\/p>\n<p>Some of the cows tumbled end-over-end as they slid down the slate and gravel cliff, witnesses told sheriff&#8217;s deputies. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>They probly saw a nekkid 50-year-old hippie rising from a hot tub and couldn&#8217;t take it.\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even the cattle are freaky in Marin County: A dozen Holstein cows grazing near Skywalker Ranch in Marin County apparently got spooked and ran off a 50-foot cliff, according to authorities. Motorists on Lucas Valley Road saw the cows cascade over the hilltop at about 11 a.m. Wednesday, said Marin County Sheriff&#8217;s Sgt. Doug Pittman. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/2003\/05\/15\/cheap-burgers-for-all\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Cheap burgers for all&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internet"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbifyw-CU","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2412\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}