\t\t\t\tI set off the alarm while passing through the metal detector in an airport today, and the TSA guy made me take off my shoes, empty my pockets, and submit to a very careful hand scan. When he was done, he told me: “after we invade Iraq we won’t have to do this any more”.<\/p>\n
So let’t get on with it.\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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