{"id":2959,"date":"2004-11-08T16:40:26","date_gmt":"2004-11-08T23:40:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mossback.org\/archives\/2004\/11\/finally-the-truth-comes-out\/"},"modified":"2004-11-08T16:40:26","modified_gmt":"2004-11-08T23:40:26","slug":"finally-the-truth-comes-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/08\/finally-the-truth-comes-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Finally the truth comes out"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\tThe endless drooling about Jesusland <\/a>and hacked voting machines is drowning out any discussion of the real trick used by the Evil Republicans to steal this election from the rightful candidate of the Good Hair Party, namely, psychic mind-control rays. Here’s a first-person account from a Sensitive:<\/a><\/p>\n

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Ok, I can understand the restlessness I’ve been feeling since yesterday. There’s a lot riding on this election, and passions are running high on both sides, so naturally eceryone and their naked brother who has an ounce of Power and no clue about Shielding is leaking energy like a hair dryer in a bathtub. So it’s Shields Up for me, but I’m still getting enough bleedover to make me jittery and a little manic if I don’t concentrate. That’s all to be expected.<\/p>\n

What wasn’t expected was that once I filtered out all that background noise, I started hearing a calm, resonable, and powerful head-voice saying things like “Kerry doesn’t have the experience we need in these troubled times.” and “Give Bush a chance to make it better.” <\/p>\n

Anyone who knows me KNOWS these are not my thoughts! <\/p>\n

And besides, I voted last week. No, there’s no way in Hades these are my thoughts.<\/p>\n

Gods-damn it! The f*cking Republicans have got Magical help pumping out a clear, unified, focused broadcast, and you can be sure, every sensitive is picking it up. These are the people most likely to vote Kerry, and I’d like to think they are resolute enough not to be swayed by telepathic subliminal advertising, but it’s such a rarely-done thing, and so few people are properly trained these days, that I fear it will be more effective. Just watch and see who says “I was going to vote for Kerry, but for some reason I changed my mind at the last minute.” <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

There you have it – and a tip of the tin-foil hat to Best O’ The Webs<\/a>.\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The endless drooling about Jesusland and hacked voting machines is drowning out any discussion of the real trick used by the Evil Republicans to steal this election from the rightful candidate of the Good Hair Party, namely, psychic mind-control rays. Here’s a first-person account from a Sensitive: Ok, I can understand the restlessness I’ve been … Continue reading “Finally the truth comes out”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbifyw-LJ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2959","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2959"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2959\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2959"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2959"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2959"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}