{"id":3034,"date":"2005-01-21T12:16:50","date_gmt":"2005-01-21T19:16:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mossback.org\/archives\/2005\/01\/hook-em\/"},"modified":"2005-01-21T12:16:50","modified_gmt":"2005-01-21T19:16:50","slug":"hook-em","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/2005\/01\/21\/hook-em\/","title":{"rendered":"Hook &#8217;em"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/mcarthurweb.com\/archive\/1106250544.html\">The Misanthropyst<\/a> is confused about the rituals of our people.  Jenna&#8217;s giving the Hook &#8217;em Horns sign that is the clan symbol of us Texas Longhorns. Of course it&#8217;s a mystery to yankees, it&#8217;s supposed to be.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mossback.org\/pitchers\/hookem.jpg\" alt=\"\" align=\"bottom\" \/>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Misanthropyst is confused about the rituals of our people. Jenna&#8217;s giving the Hook &#8217;em Horns sign that is the clan symbol of us Texas Longhorns. Of course it&#8217;s a mystery to yankees, it&#8217;s supposed to be.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3034","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbifyw-MW","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3034","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3034"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3034\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3034"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3034"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3034"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}