{"id":3387,"date":"2005-06-24T14:29:07","date_gmt":"2005-06-24T22:29:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2005\/06\/24\/how-kinky-has-fallen\/"},"modified":"2005-06-24T14:29:07","modified_gmt":"2005-06-24T22:29:07","slug":"how-kinky-has-fallen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/24\/how-kinky-has-fallen\/","title":{"rendered":"How Kinky has fallen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tThis is a <a href=\"http:\/\/treyjackson.typepad.com\/junction\/2005\/06\/video_michelle_.html\">crying shame.<\/a> Kinky is a Plan II alumnus from UT who&#8217;s fallen so low he appeared on TV with skanky Malkin. I don&#8217;t know what that boy was thinking.<\/p>\n<p>OK, actually I do: Kinky never was one to look down his nose at a skank&#8230;that doesn&#8217;t sound right. He never was one to put on airs around the common people&#8230;no, that&#8217;s not it either. We&#8217;ll have to go all the way back to his sarong-wearing Peace Corps period to make sense of this, for sure.  Sigrid would understand.\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a crying shame. Kinky is a Plan II alumnus from UT who&#8217;s fallen so low he appeared on TV with skanky Malkin. I don&#8217;t know what that boy was thinking. OK, actually I do: Kinky never was one to look down his nose at a skank&#8230;that doesn&#8217;t sound right. He never was one &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/24\/how-kinky-has-fallen\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;How Kinky has fallen&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internet"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbifyw-SD","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3387"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3387\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}