{"id":3515,"date":"2005-08-01T17:47:22","date_gmt":"2005-08-02T00:47:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/index.php\/archives\/2005\/08\/01\/president-stands-up-for-palmeiro\/"},"modified":"2005-08-01T17:47:22","modified_gmt":"2005-08-02T00:47:22","slug":"president-stands-up-for-palmeiro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/01\/president-stands-up-for-palmeiro\/","title":{"rendered":"President stands up for Palmeiro"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\tCould it possibly be that Raffy Palmeiro got juiced by accident? Apparently El Presidente thinks so:<\/a><\/p>\n

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President Bush — who owned the Texas Rangers while Palmeiro played for the team — called Palmeiro a “friend” in a round-table interview with reporters from several Texas newspapers. “He’s testified in public, and I believe him,” Bush added.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I dunno, maybe he took some over-the-counter supplement thinking it was vitamins, but either the dude is lying or they need to look into the test some more.<\/p>\n

In related news, Palmeiro has been seen doing tequila shots with Valerie Plame at the Covert CIA Agents Bar in Virginia, so there may be some trickery here.<\/p>\n

And in other related news, young Joe Blanton and the A’s took down Johan Santana and the Minna-so-duh Twins tonight to cut the LA Anaheims’ margin to one game. The Anaheims were too chicken to play tonight, so the Good Guys don’t get to officially climb into first place until tomorrow.\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Could it possibly be that Raffy Palmeiro got juiced by accident? Apparently El Presidente thinks so: President Bush — who owned the Texas Rangers while Palmeiro played for the team — called Palmeiro a “friend” in a round-table interview with reporters from several Texas newspapers. “He’s testified in public, and I believe him,” Bush added. … Continue reading “President stands up for Palmeiro”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internet"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbifyw-UH","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3515","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3515"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3515\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}