{"id":536,"date":"2002-05-03T16:59:06","date_gmt":"2002-05-03T23:59:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mossback.org\/archives\/2002\/05\/help-wanted\/"},"modified":"2002-05-03T16:59:06","modified_gmt":"2002-05-03T23:59:06","slug":"help-wanted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/2002\/05\/03\/help-wanted\/","title":{"rendered":"Help wanted"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\t— The Conservative Underground<\/a> says: <\/p>\n

The Conservative Underground is currently looking for contributing writers who share our progressive philosophy of no holds bar, in-you-face, take-no-prisoners, cultural crusade conservatism. Do you think that you’re good enough to carry the insignia of a cultural warrior?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I don’t know what it pays, but here’s an example of their work:<\/p>\n

\nDear Oubai
\nSolace and Compassion for Lefty Losers
\nDear Oubai:
\nEver since Le Pen defeated the socialist candidate for Prime Minister, I?ve been suffering unusual anxiety attacks and a terrible case of back acne. I mean, where am I gonna threaten to move to now if Bush wins re-election ?! <\/p>\n

Power to the (non-white) People,
\n
\nBalec Aldwin<\/p>\n

Dear Balec:
\n
\nThere?s always Austria?no wait?Holland? nope taken too? lets see? Italy ? nope, taken? umm?. How ?bout Russia? nope?Flat tax and all? wait, wait? I got it: Hell! How would hell do ? Great in the winter time, besides Marx and Stalin usually make for great party conversations. <\/p>\n

O.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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