{"id":755,"date":"2002-06-29T14:20:34","date_gmt":"2002-06-29T21:20:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mossback.org\/archives\/2002\/06\/anal-probe-complete\/"},"modified":"2002-06-29T14:20:34","modified_gmt":"2002-06-29T21:20:34","slug":"anal-probe-complete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/2002\/06\/29\/anal-probe-complete\/","title":{"rendered":"Anal probe complete"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.salon.com\/politics\/wire\/2002\/06\/29\/bush_colo2\/index.html\">Salon.com Politics | Bush resumes power after colonoscopy<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Bush transferred the powers of the presidency at 7:09 a.m. EDT, Fleischer said. Anesthesia was administered and the procedure was completed at 7:29 a.m.<br \/>\nFleischer said &#8220;the president awoke&#8221;at 7:31 a.m. At 9:24 a.m., he resumed powers.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> It&#8217;s not clear if The President has been informed about the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.salon.com\/news\/wire\/2002\/06\/28\/cheney_strike\/index.html\">pre-emptive strikes<\/a> that were launched while he was under, or if the aliens are now satisfied with their information about his anus.\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212; Salon.com Politics | Bush resumes power after colonoscopy Bush transferred the powers of the presidency at 7:09 a.m. EDT, Fleischer said. Anesthesia was administered and the procedure was completed at 7:29 a.m. Fleischer said &#8220;the president awoke&#8221;at 7:31 a.m. At 9:24 a.m., he resumed powers. It&#8217;s not clear if The President has been informed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/2002\/06\/29\/anal-probe-complete\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Anal probe complete&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-755","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbifyw-cb","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/755","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=755"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/755\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}