{"id":855,"date":"2002-08-01T18:09:33","date_gmt":"2002-08-02T01:09:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mossback.org\/archives\/2002\/08\/a-case-of-crabs\/"},"modified":"2002-08-01T18:09:33","modified_gmt":"2002-08-02T01:09:33","slug":"a-case-of-crabs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/2002\/08\/01\/a-case-of-crabs\/","title":{"rendered":"A case of crabs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/www.emmanuelle.net\/archives\/2002_07_28_archive.htm#79711410\">Bienvenue sur Emmanuelle.net<\/a> reports on Matt Welch&#8217;s crabs:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I don&#8217;t know when men started boiling crabs and cracking their legs but Matt has a special connection with these bellicose and strange-looking animals. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Happy Birthday, dude.\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bienvenue sur Emmanuelle.net reports on Matt Welch&#8217;s crabs: I don&#8217;t know when men started boiling crabs and cracking their legs but Matt has a special connection with these bellicose and strange-looking animals. Happy Birthday, dude.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-855","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-media"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbifyw-dN","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/855","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=855"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/855\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bennett.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}