— Celebrity blogger Matt Welch suggested that it might be fun to Google some the “1,355 jackasses across the globe” who signed the “Free Slobbo Milosovic” petition. Here’s my contribution: no. 1353, Illarion Bykov, Web Designer, USA. This luminary has penned a number of articles asserting that the events of 9/11 were the caused by a conspiracy of Bush, Myers, and Rumsfeld. See: Guilty for 9-11: Bush, Rumsfeld, Myers.
The sabotage of routine protective systems, controlled by strict hierarchies, would never have been contemplated let alone attempted absent the involvement of the supreme U.S. military command. This includes at least U.S. President George Bush, U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and the then-Acting Head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Air Force General Richard B. Myers.
In the following summary of evidence we will demonstrate probable cause for charging the above-named persons with treason for complicity in the murders of thousands of people whom they had sworn to protect.
Haul out the Thorazine.