Help wanted

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— The Conservative Underground says:

The Conservative Underground is currently looking for contributing writers who share our progressive philosophy of no holds bar, in-you-face, take-no-prisoners, cultural crusade conservatism. Do you think that you’re good enough to carry the insignia of a cultural warrior?

I don’t know what it pays, but here’s an example of their work:

Dear Oubai
Solace and Compassion for Lefty Losers
Dear Oubai:
Ever since Le Pen defeated the socialist candidate for Prime Minister, I?ve been suffering unusual anxiety attacks and a terrible case of back acne. I mean, where am I gonna threaten to move to now if Bush wins re-election ?!

Power to the (non-white) People,

Balec Aldwin

Dear Balec:

There?s always Austria?no wait?Holland? nope taken too? lets see? Italy ? nope, taken? umm?. How ?bout Russia? nope?Flat tax and all? wait, wait? I got it: Hell! How would hell do ? Great in the winter time, besides Marx and Stalin usually make for great party conversations.

O.