The Pentagon announced today the formation of an elite military force called the “U. S. Redneck Special Forces.”
Bubba, Hoss, Cooter and Boo will be dropped behind enemy lines with the following information about the Fedayeen:
1. The season opened last weekend.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. The don’t like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. Some is queer.
6. They’re directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The war should be over next week.
Thanks to brother Eric for the pitcher and text.
snort. I especcially liked the “taste like chicken”. Will we be seeing a recipe in “white trash recipes III”?
Ummmm…that could happen, you know. The fun thing is I could swing a cat and hit four recruits.
I hope their elite behind enemy lines activities include anything strenuous like…climbing stairs.
what a moron
Love it
I do believe that the one they call Cooter (the one on one knee)is my aunt Nina .