Having been unemployed for a few months, I can sympathize with Jayson Blair’s current employment status. Therefore, I would like to offer him a lead for his next blitz of resume-bombing: try Jon Stewart’s The Daily Show on Comedy Central. Your style of reportage would fit beautifully with their existing format, you’d get to be on TV, there’s very little travel involved, and, like the Times, the show has no pesky fact-checkers to muck up your prose.
What could be better?