Mangling the issue

Stuart Buck attempts to re-frame the Schiavo question as one of competing principles: One of the odd things about the Schiavo affair is the argument that “if you care about federalism, you wouldn’t favor Congress’s involvement in granting federal jurisdiction for Schiavo’s parents to have one more day in federal court.” One sees this argument … Continue reading “Mangling the issue”

Stuart Buck attempts to re-frame the Schiavo question as one of competing principles:

One of the odd things about the Schiavo affair is the argument that “if you care about federalism, you wouldn’t favor Congress’s involvement in granting federal jurisdiction for Schiavo’s parents to have one more day in federal court.”

One sees this argument in many contexts: “If you really opposed abortion, you’d support the death penalty for women who have abortions,” or “if you really wanted to clean up the environment, you’d agree to ban all automobiles,” or “if you really supported bringing democracy to Iraq, you’d support war in about 100 other countries,” or “if you really supported free speech, you wouldn’t be in favor of hate crimes laws.” In short, “If you really believed in Principle X, you’d follow that principle to all extremes without ever letting another principle override it.”

But that sort of reasoning is often wrong. People often accuse their opponents of being hypocrites when, in fact, they may simply have been balancing competing principles. We all do this constantly. And the mere fact that someone reaches a different balance than you, or that they decline to treat one principle alone as being absolute, does not prove that they are being hypocritical.

He’s wrong, of course. This case was about three things that have nothing to do with federalism:

1) Do we consider a person dead when their brain has stopped, even if their heart still beats? and:

2) Do we consider it proper for legislative bodies (state or federal doesn’t matter) to attempt to make factual determinations in individual cases and craft bills that usurp judicial prerogatives; and:

3) Do we want to litigate each end-of-life situation where a family member way wish an irrational course of action all the way to the highest court in the jurisdiction?

Certainly, Congress was wrong to get involved in this case on federalism grounds, but that’s the least of their errors.

Animal Laughter

This is no April Fool’s Day joke: Importantly, various recent studies on the topic suggest that laughter in animals typically involves similar play chasing. Could be that verbal jokes tickle ancient, playful circuits in our brains. More study is needed to figure out whether animals are really laughing. The results could explain why humans like … Continue reading “Animal Laughter”

This is no April Fool’s Day joke:

Importantly, various recent studies on the topic suggest that laughter in animals typically involves similar play chasing. Could be that verbal jokes tickle ancient, playful circuits in our brains.

More study is needed to figure out whether animals are really laughing. The results could explain why humans like to joke around. And Panksepp speculates it might even lead to the development of treatments for laughter’s dark side: depression.

Meanwhile, there’s the question of what’s so darn funny in the animal world.

“Although no one has investigated the possibility of rat humor, if it exists, it is likely to be heavily laced with slapstick,” Panksepp figures. “Even if adult rodents have no well-developed cognitive sense of humor, young rats have a marvelous sense of fun.”

Science has traditionally deemed animals incapable of joy and woe.

Heh.

H/t reader Ruth.

The Ghoulies

I don’t often agree with James Wolcott, or even find him tolerable. But he’s right about Scarborough: Joe Scarborough is just a symptom, a noisy, ignorant, pimply symptom to be sure, but still. The real malefactors are the men in executive suits and suites who put such a bozo on the air and allow him … Continue reading “The Ghoulies”

I don’t often agree with James Wolcott, or even find him tolerable. But he’s right about Scarborough:

Joe Scarborough is just a symptom, a noisy, ignorant, pimply symptom to be sure, but still. The real malefactors are the men in executive suits and suites who put such a bozo on the air and allow him to plant his shoes on the dying body of Terri Schiavo and use her as a political soapbox and religious pulpit. It’s conservatives who are dehydrating her, draining every last drop of dignity from her death.

Check this video clip of Hitchens telling Joe where to get off.

The most idiotic blog post ever

According to LaShawn Barber, this piece of crap linking the death of Terri Schiavo to godless Darwinism is a must-read: Next, I have titled this short entry “Charles Darwin Killed Terri Schiavo” simply to make one point: when culture as a whole embraces the idea that man is merely an animal, the random result of … Continue reading “The most idiotic blog post ever”

According to LaShawn Barber, this piece of crap linking the death of Terri Schiavo to godless Darwinism is a must-read:

Next, I have titled this short entry “Charles Darwin Killed Terri Schiavo” simply to make one point: when culture as a whole embraces the idea that man is merely an animal, the random result of the chance toss of the cosmic die, a purposeless biological accident without any meaningful superiority to an ape, a dog, or a microbe, no firm basis can be provided for a culture of compassion and life. The natural realm is a savage place, and there is no reason, within an evolutionary framework, to seek such things as compassion, tenderness, or mercy. We are seeing, especially in European culture, but more and more in the United States as well, the long-term impact of a belief in not the theory of evolution, but the religion of evolution. The impact of religious naturalistic materialism is tremendously clear as we see the judiciary abandoning the rule of law (especially as law reflects God’s creatorship and sovereignty) and issuing edicts that treat man as a mere animal, or worse (in the case of Terri Schiavo).

It was because of an intution that this sort of thing was coming that I asked tubers a week ago whether they were creationists.

Pope

With Pope John Paul II nearing death, I’ll once more demonstrate the maxim that you don’t need to know anything to have an opinion. He was apparently one of the better Popes, having helped make the world a better place by organizing the Solidarity Movement in Poland and pressuring the Soviet Union to reform. His … Continue reading “Pope”

With Pope John Paul II nearing death, I’ll once more demonstrate the maxim that you don’t need to know anything to have an opinion. He was apparently one of the better Popes, having helped make the world a better place by organizing the Solidarity Movement in Poland and pressuring the Soviet Union to reform.

His legacy was tarnished by the church’s coverup of the massive child sexual abuse ring operating in America inside the church, and by his opposition to the liberation of Iraq.

On issues of culture and morals, he took the right side of the evolution vs. creationism debate, and the wrong side in the gruesome Schiavo spectacle. Other bloggers have pointed out, BTW, that the church didn’t resort to heroic measures to prolong his suffering. There’s a lesson in that for sure.

I doubt that his successor will be as good, but one thing he needs to do quite promptly is kick Fr. Frank Pavone, the Schindler family goon who’s called Michael Schiavo and Judge Greer “murderers”, out of the church. Excommunicating Gerry Adams would also be a good move. Their idiotic opposition to birth control also has to go.

If the Catholic Church is to have a future in America, it has to stand for morality and decency and strongly against the exploitation of weak minds through anti-scientific teachings and the manipulation of emotion. Given that the Catholics operate some good schools, I’d like to see them make their reforms and stick around for a while.

Christopher Hitchens places rather more emphasis on John Paul II’s failings:

No obituary about John Paul II, for example, will omit to mention that he exerted enormous force to change the politics of Poland. Well, good for him, I would say. (He behaved much better on that occasion than he did when welcoming Tariq Aziz, one of Saddam Hussein’s most blood-spattered henchmen, to an audience at the Vatican and then for a private visit to Assisi.) But let nobody confuse the undermining of a Stalinist bureaucracy in a majority Catholic nation with the insidious attempt to thwart or bend the law in a secular democracy. And let nobody say that this is no problem.

That last sentence would be a reference to the pedophile coverup, about which he mentions a bit of irony:

A church that has allowed no latitude in its teachings on masturbation, premarital sex, birth control, and divorce suddenly asks for understanding and “wiggle room” for the most revolting crime on the books.

This is a mixed legacy, at best. Dean Esmay entertains the question of whether JP II was evil, and concludes he wasn’t in a definitive example of damning by faint praise.

It appears that most of JP II’s good works in Poland were done before he became Pope, and the bad deeds afterwards, so there’s an argument to made that the institution itself corrupted him. I suppose that’s the point.

While I’m not actually a religious person myself — I don’t even go to church on Easter — I’ve always been curious about religion and even spent very many years in the orbit of an Indian guru (wasted years) and in recent years I’ve tended to defend religious people in America from their hard-edged critics on the grounds that they contributed in a positive way to our public policy dialog.

My tendency now is not to do this anymore. I’ve been extremely disappointed by the willingness of our religious friends to toss out the Constitution and its Federalist principles to achieve (what they think) is a single good result. That’s so incredibly stupid that I can’t stomach it or anyone who holds to such thinking. So the religious fanatics are on their own.

Researchers Locate “Funny” Gene

Who says nerds don’t have a sense of humor? “Science Now” is way hip: Scientists today announced they have located a gene apparently responsible for a person’s sense of humor. The finding may provide potential drug targets for those who “just don’t get it.” Scientists have debated for years whether humans are really unique among … Continue reading “Researchers Locate “Funny” Gene”

Who says nerds don’t have a sense of humor? “Science Now” is way hip:

Scientists today announced they have located a gene apparently responsible for a person’s sense of humor. The finding may provide potential drug targets for those who “just don’t get it.”

Scientists have debated for years whether humans are really unique among other animals in their ability to find things funny. One thing that most researchers do agree on, however, is that, though widespread, the ability is not shared by all people. “Just look at undertakers and politicians,” says Horace Epstein, a geneticist at the Lachen Institute in Trenton, New Jersey. Reasoning that these differences between people might be due to variations in the DNA sequence of a “funny gene,” Epstein looked for families with a strong humor history.

Epstein’s team found a large family in Gobblers Knob, Kentucky, that had demonstrated lightheartedness over several generations. “By comparing family members who loved Seinfeld with members who had a fondness for C-SPAN, we were able to narrow down the gene’s location to a large track of DNA sequence on the X chromosome,” says Epstein. After using computer databases to locate candidate genes, the researchers homed in on three stretches where the Seinfelders had a DNA sequence that differed from that of the C-SPANners.

The researchers then expressed the genes in mice. Two had no effect, but the third caused the mice to emit a high-pitched squeak when they were shown a picture of a cat being hit by an anvil. “I think we can safely assume the mice were laughing at the cat’s misfortune,” says Epstein, whose group will publish its work in an upcoming issue of Genes and Behavior.

Because the gene’s protein contains a large number of histidines and alanines, the researchers have settled on calling it HAHA-1. “I expect we’ll find that comedians like Robin Williams express high levels of the protein, while individuals such as Dick Cheney likely have HAHA-1 mutations,” says Epstein.

“It’s a remarkable discovery,” says Sarah Haugton, a molecular biologist at River Glen University in Burlington, Vermont. “There’s a funny bone, so why not a funny gene?” Robert Chadwick, a genome researcher at London’s Northhaven University believes the study could lead to potential gene therapy treatments for those without a sense a humor. “Think of all of those people who don’t get April Fools jokes,” he says. “Now they may finally be able to laugh.”

–DAVID GRIMM

Heh.