Yep, that Kerry, he’s one ulgy bastard.
Good thing we got TV and such, and all them glossy magazines now to help us vote fer handsome fellers like Bill Clinton and George W.
Kerry is a great intellectual and war hero, dontcha know?
Yeah, but he’s ain’t no looker.
Stuck up sonuvabitch too.
Whater we gonna do after George W.?
Caint think of no one hansum enuf. Hell, not even that Baldwin acter fella who’s a conservitive. Mebe Arnie?
OK, but who looks more like a chimp?
kerry : slicked-down chimp! (chump?)
george : darn nice lookin frat boy (yikes! is that a uni-brow?)
but who’s handsome enuf to follow george?
Hillary, obviously.
we ain’t ready fer a wuman prezdent, yet.
There there, go have a nice cup of warm milk and take a nap.
Yep, that Kerry, he’s one ulgy bastard.
Good thing we got TV and such, and all them glossy magazines now to help us vote fer handsome fellers like Bill Clinton and George W.
Kerry is a great intellectual and war hero, dontcha know?
Yeah, but he’s ain’t no looker.
Stuck up sonuvabitch too.
Whater we gonna do after George W.?
Caint think of no one hansum enuf. Hell, not even that Baldwin acter fella who’s a conservitive. Mebe Arnie?
OK, but who looks more like a chimp?
kerry : slicked-down chimp! (chump?)
george : darn nice lookin frat boy (yikes! is that a uni-brow?)
but who’s handsome enuf to follow george?
Hillary, obviously.
we ain’t ready fer a wuman prezdent, yet.
There there, go have a nice cup of warm milk and take a nap.
Maybe Hillary will tuck me in…
nighty night