— Do it now, and don’t make him practice the degrading art of salesmanship again (KEN LAYNE)
If you’d be interested in a signed copy for … I don’t know, 15 or 20 bucks, and if you’d be willing to pay for it with PayPal, send an e-mail to [email protected] with YES in the subject line. I’ll add up the response in a few days, and then I’ll buy an appropriate amount from my publisher. As soon as they arrive, I’ll announce it, and then I will finally achieve my lifelong goal: selling mail-order crap.
I haven’t read the book myself, but I have had the pleasure of meeting Ken, which gives me the right to attest that he’s a gentleman and a scholar, a smart and witty lad, one very accomplished in the arts of dissipation and therefore worthy of your patronage.