— My buddy Nick Riccardi reports (‘Strong-Arming’ by Davis Decried) that Bill Simon is finally out of his coma and actively campaigning for governor:
“This mixing of policy discussions and campaign contributions is a clear and direct example of the strong-arm, pay-to-play policy discussions that are more apparent in the Davis administration every day,” said Simon, a wealthy investor who largely self-financed his campaign during the GOP primary.
All he has to do to win is go the people every day, tell them what Davis has done lately, and remind us that Simon is not Davis. Suggested campaign slogan: “I’m rich, so I don’t need to steal from you.”