Jeff Jarvis has awarded me the prestigious Jeffie Award for being the Most Curmudgeonly Blogger. I consider this a slight, because I deserve the Lifetime Achievement Award for Curmudgeonly Blogging, not just some little annual prize, so once again we have evidence that Jarvis, the people of New York, media hacks, and all people associated with award competitions are abject morons not fit to share this planet with me.
Where does this fool get off thinking he’s in a position to award prizes to me?
I’m very, very disappointed.
Bravo! Bravo!
Encore! Encore!
I’m deeply envious – of the award and the long sidebar of quotes. Aside from occassionally being accused of being Canadian or British, nobody ever says anything nasty about me. (Though I admit the Canuck and Brit stuff ought to make up in quality what I don’t get in quantity.)
Congratulations. I knew you had it in you. I am working hard to get to your level.