Freedom for Araby

Check out this long and very good history of the Middle East in the Jerusalem Post Internet Edition. Teaser: The impending ouster of the Arab world’s most notorious post-colonial dictatorship may prove a turning point in the broader history of Middle Eastern totalitarianism More on this later.

Check out this long and very good history of the Middle East in the Jerusalem Post Internet Edition. Teaser:

The impending ouster of the Arab world’s most notorious post-colonial dictatorship may prove a turning point in the broader history of Middle Eastern totalitarianism

More on this later.

What we wish the Internet were

Doc Searls and David Weinberger have apparently written a Cluetrainish hallucination about the Internet called the World of Ends. I haven’t read it [ed: now I have, see updates below] because their server’s down, so I’ll critique it without the unnecessary distraction of actually knowing what they have to say. They’ve got it all wrong … Continue reading “What we wish the Internet were”

Doc Searls and David Weinberger have apparently written a Cluetrainish hallucination about the Internet called the World of Ends. I haven’t read it [ed: now I have, see updates below] because their server’s down, so I’ll critique it without the unnecessary distraction of actually knowing what they have to say.

They’ve got it all wrong because they confuse what the net is – an extremely complex network of computers, routers, and links that barely works most of the time and falls far short of what it needs to be – with what they wish it were – a magic wand for bringing about a Utopian paradise in which everything is free, toil and trouble are abolished, men are all smart and women are all good-looking. We see this kind of rubbish over and over, etc, etc, etc.

Seriously though, it’s No. 1 on Blogdex so it’s worth a read when the net can serve it up, most likely. And I hope to be able to read it someday.

UPDATE: Their server stayed up long enough for me to read it, and it’s pretty much as I expected, a rehash of Weinberger’s previous claims that we’ve already dealt with.

The reactions to the article are interesting, and fall into two categories: most are laudatory and quite brief, statements like “brilliant explanation of how the Internet works”, although some quote the entire page. The others, written by people who really do understand how the Internet works, tend to go point-by-point showing how the authors have got it dead wrong. See Soundbitten, or Brett Glass on Seppuku, or Empty Bottle or Way.Nu or Marc Canter or Russell Beattie (my favorite) for a proper analysis.

Bottom line: Searls and Weinberger are hippies, and they see a Free and Open Internet as a key building block of a free and open world, in much the way that Timothy Leary saw LSD in a previous generation. They’re concerned that commercial interests will spoil their metaphor through misunderstanding, and somehow pervert it into a tool of control, oppression, and Big Brother. But they fall into the trap that they warn about, by romanticizing the ‘Net and making it more metaphor than reality.

Probably their most egregious error is the failure to understand that the Internet itself – the plumbing – is, like most technical things, dynamic. When it was deployed in the early 80s (as an improvement on ARPANet), it was intended to support three rudimentary applications (ftp, telnet, and e-mail), none of which was real-time, and its own maintenance needs, which in the early days were simply routing table updates. As the applications of that day were simple, the plumbing to carry them was also simple, and as the community of hosts was small and trusted, there was no need for security and no worries about viruses and attacks. So it was as simple as it needed to be, and no simpler.

Things have changed. DNS has been created (in the old days name-to-address mapping was accomplished by local files), the routing table update protocols have become more sophisticated, the application set has grown to encompass media, real-time, commerce, and web surfing, and we’ve had to cobble together a host of retrofits to deal with Denial of Service attacks, spam, and viruses. Needless to say, the basic transfer engine – the IP protocol – has gone through several enhancements, and in its latest form (IPv6) is in fact quite complicated. The trend over time is clearly toward greater complexity, but still no more complexity than the applications themselves require. One could say the same of cars, telephones, toasters, or any other technical thing.

One specific area where the boys are soaking wet is the matter of traffic priorities. From the beginning, the Internet has recognized that some streams are more time-sensitive than others, and from the beginning it’s had mechanisms to assign higher priority to them. In the early days, this was the “Urgent Data” flag in the IP header, and in IPv6 it’s four levels of priority. Higher priority streams are network maintenance streams updating routing tables and applications like digitized voice (VoIP or Real Audio), while lower-priority streams are things like e-mail and Usenet. Priority isn’t a judgment about value or importance, its a fact of life in the application domain. And while it’s true that giving priority to voice makes e-mail move slower, it’s nothing to get upset about. In the fullness of time, users of high-priority streams will pay for the load they put on the net, and others will get cheaper service as a side-effect, essentially drawing a subsidy. Think Priority Mail vs. bulk mail: the Postal Service collects money from Priority Mail users, which it uses to enhance its infrastructure; this enables all forms to mail to actually move faster.

As to the three crazy rules (nobody owns it, everybody can use it, anybody can improve it) there’s one more they’ve left out: everybody who uses it has to pay for it. Nothing’s free, guys, and when you crank economics into your metaphor, the whole thing changes.

Let’s get a clue here, OK? The Internet will continue to evolve, and it must evolve in order to support video streaming and the Semantic Web. That doesn’t mean there’s going to be an All Controlling Intelligence at the center of it, but it does mean that the pipes are going to get smoother and faster. Today, you push bits into the Internet and they come out the other end bearing little resemblence in terms of sequence to the way you put them in. This kind of behavior would be completely unacceptable for the phone nework, so it’s got some relatively simple mechanisms to ensure that delivery sequence matches up with transmit sequence. That’s all we need from the ‘Net to support video and voice – for it to act as if every endpoint-to-endpoint connection is a wire. It’s not so much a matter of network intelligence as network transparency. The ‘Net, in other words, needs to stop reminding us that it’s there and just carry the data faithfully. Is that too much to ask? I didn’t think so.

So let’s discard the hippie dogma and treat the ‘Net for what it is: a technical creation supporting a certain range of applications, not a politico-religious symbol that wants to keep us locked into Woodstock.

Another update: Weinberger links some of the pushback here. While most people are trying real hard to be polite, there’s no ignoring the fact that the World of Ends is based on outdated dogma.

ANOTHER UPDATE: See further commentary here.

Pretty pictures

Moira has a lot of pictures on her Inappropriate Response blog – go over there and help use up her bandwidth quota.

Moira has a lot of pictures on her Inappropriate Response blog – go over there and help use up her bandwidth quota.

Running things

Old Fart Tim Oren wrote a nice summary of the Great Anthill debate on his Due Diligence blog. Like Jeff Jarvis, he thinks I’m right: Gents, goal incongruence is what politics is all about. If you think you can avoid that at the scale of a nation, I’ve got some juche for you right here, … Continue reading “Running things”

Old Fart Tim Oren wrote a nice summary of the Great Anthill debate on his Due Diligence blog. Like Jeff Jarvis, he thinks I’m right:

Gents, goal incongruence is what politics is all about. If you think you can avoid that at the scale of a nation, I’ve got some juche for you right here, because it’s just your flavor. Having observed at first hand how supposedly coherent sets of people like the old Well-beings made a hash of things, I shudder to think about that sort of ‘organization’ in any proximity to the coercive powers of war and taxation. Give me that representative government, because it’s still the worst thing except all the alternatives. While Mr. Bennett may have the manners of a troll, he does have a point.

Oren proves that not all venture capitalists are abject hive-minded idiots, which is always a nice thing to know, and especially so in these days of digging out the rubble left behind by all the exploding Cerent-me-toos.

Quote of the week

“We have gone forth from our shores repeatedly over the last 100 years . . . and put wonderful young men and women at risk, many of whom have lost their lives, and we have asked for nothing except enough ground to bury them in.” — Colin Powell on charges of American imperialism

“We have gone forth from our shores repeatedly over the last 100 years . . . and put wonderful young men and women at risk, many of whom have lost their lives, and we have asked for nothing except enough ground to bury them in.” — Colin Powell on charges of American imperialism

Switch?

Whether you love Macs or hate them (nobody’s neutral), you’ll like this Switch parody on some infamous features. It’s not as funny as Mac’s own stoner switch clip, but more real.

Whether you love Macs or hate them (nobody’s neutral), you’ll like this Switch parody on some infamous features. It’s not as funny as Mac’s own stoner switch clip, but more real.

Dan Rather interviewed Apu

Hussein Translator on CBS Used Fake Accent? LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – The man who spoke Saddam Hussein (news – web sites)’s words in English during a CBS interview with Dan Rather late last month was an actor using a fake Arabic accent, the Los Angeles Times reported on Wednesday. Rather also asked fake questions, so … Continue reading “Dan Rather interviewed Apu”

Hussein Translator on CBS Used Fake Accent?

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – The man who spoke Saddam Hussein (news – web sites)’s words in English during a CBS interview with Dan Rather late last month was an actor using a fake Arabic accent, the Los Angeles Times reported on Wednesday.

Rather also asked fake questions, so the circle is complete.

“I have a day job”

Scripting News isn’t pleased with Mary Anne Ostrum’s interview with Marc Andreessen in the Murk: The SJ Merc interview with Marc Andreessen (founder of Netscape) asks if he has a blog. “No,” he said. “I have a day job. I don’t have the time or ego need.” People used to say stuff like that about … Continue reading ““I have a day job””

Scripting News isn’t pleased with Mary Anne Ostrum’s interview with Marc Andreessen in the Murk:

The SJ Merc interview with Marc Andreessen (founder of Netscape) asks if he has a blog. “No,” he said. “I have a day job. I don’t have the time or ego need.” People used to say stuff like that about email, believe it or not.

Mary Anne is the one who wrote a story on warbloggers without mentioning Reynolds, which was actually pretty funny. I used to talk to her when was on the Sacramento beat and I like her, so I’m inclined to give her a break while she comes up to speed on this tech stuff. Her political reporting was first-rate, especially the backgrounder on Gray Davis, but politics gets no respect in this Valley.

Travel Advisory

The following advisory for American travelers heading for France has been issued. It was compiled from information provided by the State Department, the CIA, the US Chamber of Commerce, the Food and Drug Administration, the Centers for Disease Control, the FBI and some very expensive spy satellites that the French don’t know about. It is … Continue reading “Travel Advisory”

The following advisory for American travelers heading for France has been issued.

It was compiled from information provided by the State Department, the CIA, the US Chamber of Commerce, the Food and Drug Administration, the Centers for Disease Control, the FBI and some very expensive spy satellites that the French don’t know about. It is intended as a guide for American travelers only.

General Overview

France is a medium-sized foreign country situated in the continent of Europe. It is an important member of the world community, though not nearly as important as it thinks. It is bounded by Germany, Spain, Switzerland and some smaller nations of no particular consequence and with not very good shopping.

France is a very old country with many treasures, such as the Louvre and EuroDisney. Among its contributions to western civilization are champagne, Camembert cheese and the guillotine.

Although France likes to think of itself as a modern nation, air conditioning is little used and it is next to impossible to get decent Mexican food. One continuing exasperation for American visitors is that the people willfully persist in speaking French, though many will speak English if shouted at. As in any foreign country, watch your change at all times.
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The Three Ring Circus

It’s not clear whether there’s going to be another UN Resolution. The Washington Post says Three Countries Vow To Block U.S. on Iraq and the LA Times says compromise language is in the works. Meanwhile, troops continue to build and pilots fly training missions over southern Iraq. The real war is already underway among the … Continue reading “The Three Ring Circus”

It’s not clear whether there’s going to be another UN Resolution. The Washington Post says Three Countries Vow To Block U.S. on Iraq and the LA Times says compromise language is in the works. Meanwhile, troops continue to build and pilots fly training missions over southern Iraq.

The real war is already underway among the military officers in Iraq, who are figuring out when and how to surrender, if they have any sense. Saddam knows he’s doomed, despite the fact that he probably continues the bluster with the people he talks to; his dance with the inspectors is only delaying the inevitable.

I don’t think there is going to be a war in Iraq after all. Oh, bombs will be dropped, power plants and military installations will be torched, and troops will roll in, but it won’t be a war as much as a cake walk before a surrendering Army. After all the UN drama and the peace marches and the hostile anti-American rhetoric, when the President presses ‘enter’ it will be a huge anti-climax.

Both the pro-liberation and the anti-war sides will claim victory, and the Iraqi people will breath a collective sigh of relief. A war crimes trial for Saddam and his chiefs would be good, just so we can milk some more drama out of this reality show during the May sweeps, however.