Plagiarism alert

In one of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Universe books, there’s an observation that the VCR is a time-saving device because it watches TV shows for you; once they’re recorded, you don’t have to bother watching them. Simon Dumenco (“dumenco” means “dumb ass” in some Indo-European languages) rips off this riff and writes a column … Continue reading “Plagiarism alert”

In one of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Universe books, there’s an observation that the VCR is a time-saving device because it watches TV shows for you; once they’re recorded, you don’t have to bother watching them. Simon Dumenco (“dumenco” means “dumb ass” in some Indo-European languages) rips off this riff and writes a column extending the principle to Tivo and blogs:

The blog thing, especially, was key. Because I didn’t have to read, in long form, the endless pontificating about Tina’s TV debut either (it’s a bit like not even bothering to read book reviews but still being able to talk about books). In the same way I delegated the task of watching Tina’s show to my TiVo, I delegated the task of forming an opinion about it to media-news blogger Jim Romenesko (www.medianews.org) — who, come to think of it, had delegated the task of actually thinking and writing about Tina to the assorted opinion-makers he’d linked to and summarized.

You should at least give credit where it’s due in these cases, as I will to Doc Searls, the peace-mongering gynecologist on whose blog I found Dumenco’s article linked.

And speaking of credit, Professor Randy Barnett on Volokh echoes our take on the Times under Raines, but he’s clever enough to have thought of it on his own, even if he is handicapped by being a libertarian.

Symbian OS, 3G spell doom

Dan Gillmor’s off-hand reference (“Palm frittered away its long lead, giving Microsoft and the Symbian alliance the time to catch up and in many ways surpass the pioneer”) sent me searching for info on Symbian, which turns out to be the OS of choice for mobile phones, especially those with 3G. Now there’s been a … Continue reading “Symbian OS, 3G spell doom”

Dan Gillmor’s off-hand reference (“Palm frittered away its long lead, giving Microsoft and the Symbian alliance the time to catch up and in many ways surpass the pioneer”) sent me searching for info on Symbian, which turns out to be the OS of choice for mobile phones, especially those with 3G. Now there’s been a lot of wailing about the imminent demise of 3G thanks to the WiFi bubble, but early returns don’t support that thesis:

“M1 says its customers did not like the Wi-Fi service because it is not really mobile since users must stay within a coverage area 50-100 metres of the hotspot,” we learn. MobileOne will instead invest $150 million on 3G next year.

Beset as it is by technical problems, and suffering from dot.com-sized expectations, 3G has a compelling reason to roll into the market because it gives the operators fourfold efficiencies over the 2G digital networks. They can close off the old transmitters, and save themselves a lot of money. In the UK, the 3 network is branding itself by offering the cheapest calls of all.

No blog, or Pringle Can, can counter the harsh economics: public Wi-Fi doesn’t pay.

So it’s deeper and deeper into the doo for Palm.

UPDATE: Distinguished Valley Old Fart Tim Oren says it’s all over but the shouting.

Pretending to heal

It’s very nice that Raines and Boyd have stepped down from the Times, where the entire paper had become an extended editorial rant on Raines’ obsession du jour, ranging from rich white Southern golfer ladies to imaginary Bush criticism from the likes of Henry Kissinger, but it doesn’t do much for the cause of media … Continue reading “Pretending to heal”

It’s very nice that Raines and Boyd have stepped down from the Times, where the entire paper had become an extended editorial rant on Raines’ obsession du jour, ranging from rich white Southern golfer ladies to imaginary Bush criticism from the likes of Henry Kissinger, but it doesn’t do much for the cause of media diversity. The Times was losing circulation and credibility under Raines, and had he stayed on the job for another year, it would have been regarded as just another paper. Now they’ll be able to pretend to reform while doing pretty much the same as always. As Ben Domenech points out, the Times’ credibility recession began under acting exec editor Lelyveld.

I never did like sacrifical lambs, but I also don’t like biased media that pretend to be impartial. If the Times were really serious about reforming itself, it would have been Maureen Dowd’s head on the block alongside Raines, not Boyd’s.

Why merge?

The big buzz today is over the Palm merger with Handspring, a deal that’s a standout because it re-unites a couple of people (Donna Dubinsky and Eric Benhamou) who seriously dislike each other and combines two money-losing companies. So why do it? The obvious reasons are economies of scale, shared channels, blah, blah, blah, but … Continue reading “Why merge?”

The big buzz today is over the Palm merger with Handspring, a deal that’s a standout because it re-unites a couple of people (Donna Dubinsky and Eric Benhamou) who seriously dislike each other and combines two money-losing companies. So why do it? The obvious reasons are economies of scale, shared channels, blah, blah, blah, but I think the real reason to do it now is this:

Palm, which also announced that it has finalized plans to spin off its PalmSource software division, will purchase Handspring in a stock deal.

Emphasis added. Palm will own a bunch of PalmSource stock and have members of the board, and without the merger Handspring would have had nothing. So now Handspring not only has a cleaner sales channel, they also have a hand on the tiller of Palm OS, not a bad thing to do in these days of WinCE and Linux. Which brings us to the question of how long it’s gonna be before we have combo PDAs and cell phones that run license-free embedded Linux.

Probably not too long, and now that we have Linux-based video phones, they just might be pretty interesting gadgets:

Support is included for all key IP-based communications protocols including SIP, MGCP, and H.323, as well as quality-of-service (QoS) mechanisms such as VLAN and ToS settings. Additionally, suport for standards-based provisioning processes (HTTP, SNMP, TFTP, FTP, and Telnet) is expected to simplify the deploying and managing of large numbers of devices via remote automatic firmware upgrade, parameters configuration, and IP address management.

Interesting, and complicated.

The Dowdian attacks Wolfie

UPDATE: the Guardian newspaper has issued a correction on this story, no doubt in response to reader complaints: A report which was posted on our website on June 4 under the heading “Wolfowitz: Iraq war was about oil” misconstrued remarks made by the US deputy defence secretary, Paul Wolfowitz, making it appear that he had … Continue reading “The Dowdian attacks Wolfie”

UPDATE: the Guardian newspaper has issued a correction on this story, no doubt in response to reader complaints:

A report which was posted on our website on June 4 under the heading “Wolfowitz: Iraq war was about oil” misconstrued remarks made by the US deputy defence secretary, Paul Wolfowitz, making it appear that he had said that oil was the main reason for going to war in Iraq. He did not say that. He said, according to the Department of Defence website, “The … difference between North Korea and Iraq is that we had virtually no economic options with Iraq because the country floats on a sea of oil. In the case of North Korea, the country is teetering on the edge of economic collapse and that I believe is a major point of leverage whereas the military picture with North Korea is very different from that with Iraq.” The sense was clearly that the US had no economic options by means of which to achieve its objectives, not that the economic value of the oil motivated the war. The report appeared only on the website and has now been removed.

Now will all the anti-war blogs that quoted the Guardian article also issue corrections? People of good character admit it when they’re wrong.

The Belgravia Dispatch has the goods on the Guardian’s Dowdification of Wolfowitz’ remarks in Singapore. The anti-American paper claims Wolfowitz said: “Let’s look at it simply. The most important difference between North Korea and Iraq is that economically, we just had no choice in Iraq. The country swims on a sea of oil.”

But what he really said on the subject of tactical differences in dealing with Iraq and North Korea was: “The primary difference between North Korea and Iraq is that we had virtually no economic options in Iraq because the country floats on a sea of oil.”

What difference two words can make in the hands of a skilled prevaricator. We had to invade Iraq, in other words, because the option of economic pressure wasn’t viable (and had in fact been shown by experience not to work), but against Korea it’s still an option.

Reasonable, and all that. What this discussion misses, and I think Wolfowitz and other Administration officials miss out of fear of feeding the “no blood for oil” frenzy is that oil can be a weapon of mass destruction. The logic is pretty straightforward, and we saw it at work in 1990. The world economy is heavily dependent on a few major oil producers; taking two or even one of them offline disrupts the whole system, leading to price increases and shortages in the poorer countries with limited hard currency. When India can’t import oil because its current account is tapped out, electricity isn’t generated in some areas and food and medicine aren’t delivered to others. So people die.

That’s a weapon of mass destruction, just as much as anthrax or mustard gas. So yes, we invaded Iraq at least in part to stabilize the oil supplies that undergird much of the world economy, and it’s worth it.

But we also did it to teach a lesson, as Tom Friedman pointed out, so it was a twofer, and a bargain at the price we’re going to pay for it.

Link via Instapundit.

UPDATE: The Dowdian (AKA “Guardian”) based their story on a German translation of Wolfie’s remarks, not on the remarks themselves. Their corrections address is [email protected].

Some controversy

Speaking of Jarvis, this little post just might spark a little controversy: As for the anti-big-media bashing we’ve seen from webloggers — inspired lately by the FCC and by the New York Times screwups — I’ll argue that they are essentially jealous. Webloggers are nanomedia moguls with big-media aspirations. Most of them are conservative or … Continue reading “Some controversy”

Speaking of Jarvis, this little post just might spark a little controversy:

As for the anti-big-media bashing we’ve seen from webloggers — inspired lately by the FCC and by the New York Times screwups — I’ll argue that they are essentially jealous. Webloggers are nanomedia moguls with big-media aspirations. Most of them are conservative or libertarian and thus should abhor regulation, even of media. But in this case and this case only, they endorse regulation. Why? Because they hate big media. And they hate big media because it has the resources and the distribution and the audience they don’t have. Hell, big media pays; blogging doesn’t.

Isn’t it odd that only a tiny number of bloggers favor media deregulation?

The Jarvis plan for Iraq

This deal sounds reasonable: 1. Bandwidth. MCI is over there installing mobile phones. It would take nothing — nothing — for them to bring Inernet POPs to a handful of locations in the major cities at the same time. If I were running MCI, I’d do it as a mitzvah, considering the hell my company … Continue reading “The Jarvis plan for Iraq”

This deal sounds reasonable:

1. Bandwidth. MCI is over there installing mobile phones. It would take nothing — nothing — for them to bring Inernet POPs to a handful of locations in the major cities at the same time. If I were running MCI, I’d do it as a mitzvah, considering the hell my company had caused the world. But a foundation could underwrite this as well.

2. Computers. My commenter is right: Lots of companies — Dell, HP, IBM, Apple, Gateway, Microsoft, Intel — can afford to donate machines. It won’t take many, just a few hundred.

3. Tutor. Iranian webloggers needed Hoder to explain how to blog. Salam Pax could do likewise.

4. Space. The U.S. and British military should find space for temporary Internet cafes that could be used by servicemen for X hours a day to email home and by Iraqis most of the day to exercise their newfound free speech.

5. Guru. Somebody needs to bring this together, getting companies and foundations to donate bandwidth and machines and getting the government to facilitate this (and see that it is in America’s interest to encourage such free speech). I’ll volunteer. So will many others, I’m sure.

Now, for somebody to whip it all into shape. Hmmm….

End of the warblog

Maybe Dave Winer* is right, and warblogs are so last week. We need a new kind of blog, so this whole thing doesn’t degenerate into a bunch of teenaged girls all trying to be Rebecca Blood, so how about wood blogs? Woodblogging is manly, world-changing, technical, and already established, so it’s got all the ingredients … Continue reading “End of the warblog”

Maybe Dave Winer* is right, and warblogs are so last week. We need a new kind of blog, so this whole thing doesn’t degenerate into a bunch of teenaged girls all trying to be Rebecca Blood, so how about wood blogs? Woodblogging is manly, world-changing, technical, and already established, so it’s got all the ingredients of The Next Big Thing.

And besides, nobody ever booed a woodblogger off the stage like they do some people I could name. What kind of moron invites a commercial software merchant to keynote an Open Source conference anyway?

See also: Carnell’s comments.

*Winer’s still upset that blogging didn’t go mainstream until Sept. 11, 2001, and when it did it was on the back of Blogger, not Radio. Such is life.

Child support

Normally evil Joan Ryan wrote a remarkably sane column today on child support: With a state budget deficit of $38 billion, it’s time for California to take a baseball bat to this dysfunctional support-payment system. It doesn’t work. It hasn’t worked for years. If it continues as is, the report warned, the arrears debt will … Continue reading “Child support”

Normally evil Joan Ryan wrote a remarkably sane column today on child support:

With a state budget deficit of $38 billion, it’s time for California to take a baseball bat to this dysfunctional support-payment system. It doesn’t work. It hasn’t worked for years. If it continues as is, the report warned, the arrears debt will surpass $30 billion by 2010.

Unfortunately, her prescriptions, all of which have already been shot down by the legislature, merely nibble around the edges of the problem, which has two parts, one state and one federal. The state part is a statutory guideline that sets the amount of child support orders ridiculously high, and the federal part is a law (the Bradley Amendment) that forbids courts from reducing child support arrears in order to correct a mistake in a prior order.

The rest of it – including an amnesty program – is fluff.

Miss Vermont

Ken Layne is devoted to Katy Johnson, Miss Vermont. It’s his kind of story, by gum. Here’s your Google cache link for the sordid details. Sorry, judge, but Google doesn’t do censorship, even when it should (not that that rule applies here, mind you.) Now for a little wet, um, cat: (“Pussy” is not the … Continue reading “Miss Vermont”

Ken Layne is devoted to Katy Johnson, Miss Vermont. It’s his kind of story, by gum.

Here’s your Google cache link for the sordid details. Sorry, judge, but Google doesn’t do censorship, even when it should (not that that rule applies here, mind you.)

Now for a little wet, um, cat:

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(“Pussy” is not the polite word to use here, of course.)