Mad Howie

When Mad Howie complained about hardball politics, one response was: Craig Smith, Lieberman’s campaign manager, said Dean’s criticism “is like the mad cow calling the herd rabid.” So how can you tell Mad Howard Dean from a Mad Cow? Here’s a handy guide. Mad Cow Mad Howie Disposition Mad Mad Home Dairy Dairy State Brain … Continue reading “Mad Howie”

When Mad Howie complained about hardball politics, one response was:

Craig Smith, Lieberman’s campaign manager, said Dean’s criticism “is like the mad cow calling the herd rabid.”

So how can you tell Mad Howard Dean from a Mad Cow? Here’s a handy guide.

Mad Cow Mad Howie
Disposition Mad Mad
Home Dairy Dairy State
Brain Condition Misfolded proteins Misguided policies
Behavior Flops around Flip-flops
Purpose Provides milk to the public Milks the public
Effect Spreads disease Profits from disease
Beef Hard to eat Hardball
Accompaniment Red wine Red whine

I hope that clears it all up.

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