This is a crying shame. Kinky is a Plan II alumnus from UT who’s fallen so low he appeared on TV with skanky Malkin. I don’t know what that boy was thinking.
OK, actually I do: Kinky never was one to look down his nose at a skank…that doesn’t sound right. He never was one to put on airs around the common people…no, that’s not it either. We’ll have to go all the way back to his sarong-wearing Peace Corps period to make sense of this, for sure. Sigrid would understand.