Don’t get a cold in Oregon

Because you can’t get Sudafed without a scrip: PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) — Gov. Ted Kulongoski on Tuesday signed legislation that will make Oregon the first state to require prescriptions for cold and allergy medications that can be converted into methamphetamine. The requirement applies to any medication containing pseudoephedrine, the key ingredient in the highly addictive … Continue reading “Don’t get a cold in Oregon”

Because you can’t get Sudafed without a scrip:

PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) — Gov. Ted Kulongoski on Tuesday signed legislation that will make Oregon the first state to require prescriptions for cold and allergy medications that can be converted into methamphetamine.

The requirement applies to any medication containing pseudoephedrine, the key ingredient in the highly addictive street drug.

“This is a tremendous start but we must recognize that it is just that, a start,” the governor said. “We have a long way to go.”

I’m going to start smuggling it in from Washington and selling it on streetcorners for five bucks a hit.