Politechnical nails it:
Not Scooter Libby! I’m crying now. When I voted for Bush, Libby’s presence in the administration was key to my vote. I had been 99% for John Kerry until I learned that Libby would be staying over in a second Bush administration. Well, that’s enough for me.
Heh heh heh.
Well, actually, you really were voting for Rove. And Cheney. And Libby.
And last I heard, the investigation was still continuing.
At this rate, the Boy King might actually have to put in a day’s work before he gets impeached, tried, convicted, and dealt with by the judicial system.
Without Scooter, Bush is finished. Scooter was Bush’s brain, dontcha know?
Richard, the heck with politics, let’s go back to sports.
Pretty soon only you, George Will and some other Jesuit-with-no-time-constraints will be watching baseball:
http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051028/SPT/510280455/1062
…and the only people playing will be H1-B visa workers from the Dominican Republic:
http://www.canada.com/montreal/montrealgazette/news/sports/story.html?id=c5c77e33-5486-42d1-9937-d8b22749fa59
Hahahaha…
With TiVo, the time constraints don’t matter, but I do think we should revoke the visa of any foreign player who bats under .300 and hits fewer than 20 HRs in a season; for pitchers, the ERA has to be under 4.00 and the Ks must outnumber the BBs by 2:1.
Typical baseballoid pseudo-mathematical pre-scientific Kaballah-babble. Fantasy baseball is for compulsive Onanists.
Go ‘Canes!
The Canes can’t carry the Longhorns’ jocks.
You know that tendency to latent homosexuality in sports is eye-opening. And aromatic.