The Last Michael Moore Post

See Ben Domenech for NBC’s nice summary of three big lies Michael Moore tells in Fahrenheit 9/11 and details of Moore’s censorship of Congressman Mark Kennedy. While I can understand Dems wanting to win an election for a change, standing up for Michael Moore is nearly as reprehensible as standing up for Saddam.

See Ben Domenech for NBC’s nice summary of three big lies Michael Moore tells in Fahrenheit 9/11 and details of Moore’s censorship of Congressman Mark Kennedy.

While I can understand Dems wanting to win an election for a change, standing up for Michael Moore is nearly as reprehensible as standing up for Saddam.

Spider-Man 2 kicks Fahrenheit’s butt

Spider-Man 2 is doing some amazing box office: Unofficial estimates Sunday put the gross for Spider-Man 2 in the $150 million to $155 million range since the film opened Wednesday, which would shatter the record for best Wednesday-Sunday opening set in May by Shrek 2 with $129 million. Meanwhile, the evil Fahrenheit 9/11 is down … Continue reading “Spider-Man 2 kicks Fahrenheit’s butt”

Spider-Man 2 kicks Fahrenheit's butt

Spider-Man 2 is doing some amazing box office:

Unofficial estimates Sunday put the gross for Spider-Man 2 in the $150 million to $155 million range since the film opened Wednesday, which would shatter the record for best Wednesday-Sunday opening set in May by Shrek 2 with $129 million.

Meanwhile, the evil Fahrenheit 9/11 is down to $17M, while showing on twice as many screens as it had on its opening weekend. The political message of Spider-Man 2 is obviously more sophisticated and insightful than that of its blustery competitor.

The temperature at which Michael Moore’s pants burn

Spinsanity does the heavy lifting on the lies, half-truths, and deceptions in Fahrenheit 9/11, reaching this conclusion: During a recent interview on “Late Night with David Letterman,” the host identified the problems with the circumstantial argument of the film in a series of probing questions to Moore: When you look at the film in total, … Continue reading “The temperature at which Michael Moore’s pants burn”

Spinsanity does the heavy lifting on the lies, half-truths, and deceptions in Fahrenheit 9/11, reaching this conclusion:

During a recent interview on “Late Night with David Letterman,” the host identified the problems with the circumstantial argument of the film in a series of probing questions to Moore:

When you look at the film in total, are there things there – if I were smarter, could I refute some of these points? Shall I believe you that everything means exactly what it looks like? I mean, the presentation is overwhelming, but could a smarter man than me come in and say, “Yes, this happened, but it means nothing,” “Yes, that happened but it means nothing”? But put together in a puzzle it creates one inarguable, compelling circumstance.

Moore’s response to Letterman (after a joking aside) sums up the problem with his work. Despite proclamations that the film is satirical and represents his opinion, Moore still makes strong claims about its veracity:

You can’t refute what’s said in the film. It’s all there, the facts are all there, the footage is all there.

Sadly, as with most of Moore’s work, this is simply not true.

It’s a pretty devastating litany, and those who find themselves arguing the film’s merits with Moore-bots would do well to read it.

This Just In

Matthew Rothschild of The Progressive magazine is a lefty with a brain. He wasn’t impressed with Michael Moore’s movie, especially with the scene John admires in the next post. Here’s why: Even the lingering of the film on Bush’s face at the school in Florida after the planes have hit the towers was borderline low … Continue reading “This Just In”

Matthew Rothschild of The Progressive magazine is a lefty with a brain. He wasn’t impressed with Michael Moore’s movie, especially with the scene John admires in the next post. Here’s why:

Even the lingering of the film on Bush’s face at the school in Florida after the planes have hit the towers was borderline low to a lay audience, I imagine. Here he has just been given the worst possible news a President can ever get, and some people watching may sympathize with the worry written all over his face (just as many people sympathized with Charlton Heston in Bowling for Columbine).

And as though Bush’s frozen reaction wasn’t enough, Moore piles on by telling us what Bush might have been thinking at that moment. Moore says maybe Bush was thinking that he’s been hanging around with the wrong group of guys, the Saudis. Somehow, I doubt that was the thought racing through Bush’s head.

Moore delivers the same sucker punch when he says of both George W. and his dad that they may wake up in the morning thinking: Should I do what’s best for America or for the Saudis, who give us more money? “Who’s your daddy?” Moore says.

Again, this got laughs in Madison, but I doubt it would in Rockford.

Masturbation, preaching to the converted, cheap shots, and nastiness – all in one blockbuster of a top-grossing documentary. But enough about Jackass – the Movie.

The Passion of the Left

Andrew Sullivan fleshes out a theme we wrote on yesterday, comparing Passion of the Christ to Fahrenheit 9/11, and since he’s seen both he has the gory details: One was designed for the unthinking hordes of the far right; the other for the unthinking hordes of the far left. Both were deeply depressing indicators of … Continue reading “The Passion of the Left”

Andrew Sullivan fleshes out a theme we wrote on yesterday, comparing Passion of the Christ to Fahrenheit 9/11, and since he’s seen both he has the gory details:

One was designed for the unthinking hordes of the far right; the other for the unthinking hordes of the far left. Both were deeply depressing indicators of how far our culture has curdled into unthought and emotional extremism. Neither sought to convert or explain or persuade. Both were designed to bludgeon the viewer into ideological conformity. And if you resist? You are a heretic or a dupe.

Seeing the intense emotional reactions to these movies – and especially Moore’s – I begin to understand what it must have been like to live in Germany or Japan in the 1930s. Angry mobs whipped up into an emotional frenzy by a manipulator who presses all the hot buttons, blaming their economic conditions on insidious cabals, and offering salvation and free stuff to all who will check their intellects at the door. Scary stuff, and where will it end?

I saw a movie last night that should be a double-bill with Fahrenheit, Shattered Glass. It’s the story of infamous journalistic con-man Stephen Glass who fooled some of the most prestigious organs of the elite liberal press a few years ago into publishing an increasingly bizarre series of fabricated articles.

Michael Moore is Stephen Glass with a camera.

(Sullivan link via Jeff Jarvis)

‘Fahrenheit 9/11’ box-office

‘Fahrenheit 9/11’ has sold a lot of tickets for a “documentary:” Michael Moore’s “Fahrenheit 9/11” made Hollywood history by selling $21.8 million worth of tickets in its first three days, becoming the only documentary ever to outgun all other blockbuster films at the nation’s box offices in one weekend. But how popular does that really … Continue reading “‘Fahrenheit 9/11’ box-office”

‘Fahrenheit 9/11’ has sold a lot of tickets for a “documentary:”

Michael Moore’s “Fahrenheit 9/11” made Hollywood history by selling $21.8 million worth of tickets in its first three days, becoming the only documentary ever to outgun all other blockbuster films at the nation’s box offices in one weekend.

But how popular does that really make it? Not all that much, if we’re talking about “blockbusters”:

By comparison, “The Passion of the Christ” earned $117.5 million in its first five days.

This seems an apt comparison, for Fahrenheit is a documentary like Passion is a historical drama. I suspect the audiences are fairly similar, though: people who place little stock by reason and evidence, have no use for science, and spend most of their lives fearing the dark forces.

Set your Tivos

Jeff Jarvis will be on CNN with Aaron Brown tonight between 10 and 11 ET. Pass it on.

Jeff Jarvis will be on CNN with Aaron Brown tonight between 10 and 11 ET. Pass it on.

Miramax May Lay Off 20% of Its Workforce

Remember Miramax, the Disney subsidiary that financed Michael Moore’s venal, paranoid diatribe against President Bush and threw a tantrum when Disney reiterated its position against distributing it and becoming a war profiteer? Well, it seems that the company is in a serious financial pickle and may lay off 20% of its workforce: Walt Disney Co.-owned … Continue reading “Miramax May Lay Off 20% of Its Workforce”

Remember Miramax, the Disney subsidiary that financed Michael Moore’s venal, paranoid diatribe against President Bush and threw a tantrum when Disney reiterated its position against distributing it and becoming a war profiteer? Well, it seems that the company is in a serious financial pickle and may lay off 20% of its workforce:

Walt Disney Co.-owned Miramax Films could lay off as much as 20% of its workforce in a series of cost-cutting measures aimed at heading off a financial squeeze, people familiar with the plans said.

The layoffs are being weighed as Miramax’s co-founders, Harvey and Bob Weinstein, are under increasing pressure to save money at their New York-based movie company.

The Weinsteins have run through most of a $700-million annual production and marketing budget, nearly four months before the end of the company’s fiscal year on Sept. 30.

The Weinstein brothers have been seen making the scene at various Fahrenheit 9/11 openings when they might spend their time better keeping an eye on that budget. It takes more than a little talent to burn $100 million a month, but these boys are geniuses. Just see how they’re portrayed in the Last Ride of the Elephant Princess episode of the cancelled sitcom Action with Jay Mohr for a bit of a clue. Hint: total pervs more or less sums it up.

Fraud and Censorship at NBC

NBC television has a summer show called Last Comic Standing: The Search For The Funniest Person In America which is anything but what it claims to be. The premise of the show is to do for comedy what American Idol does for boring pop music: line up some credible contestants and have them go head-to-head … Continue reading “Fraud and Censorship at NBC”

NBC television has a summer show called Last Comic Standing: The Search For The Funniest Person In America which is anything but what it claims to be.

The premise of the show is to do for comedy what American Idol does for boring pop music: line up some credible contestants and have them go head-to-head through a series of elimination rounds until the people of America choose a winner. Only the show is rigged.

This week’s two episodes were supposed to winnow a field of 20 down to the 10 who will live in house together while they compete for the top spot. The 20 semi-finalists competed in Las Vegas before a panel of 4 celebrity judges who believed, and had every right to believe, that they would make the final selections. But before the first joke was cracked, one of the funniest comics – Jim Norton – was kicked off the show and replaced with a last-minute stand-in by the show’s producers, who were allegedly concerned about contractual conflicts. Norton appears on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn on Comedy Central (the funniest show in TV right now) and I suspect that the producers didn’t want Norton ragging on them as he came to understand the show’s real dynamics.

Then the judges were outraged when the funniest comic of the 20, by far, was not included in the final selection despite the fact that they’d all voted for him and the audience gave him a standing ovation. This screwed comic – Dan Naturman – apparently didn’t fit in a demographic quota pre-selected by the producers for a gay man, but some lame-o who calls himself “Ant” did.

The judges aren’t going to let the controversy die. Drew Carey said it best:

?I thought it was crooked and dishonest,? Carey, star of the ABC sitcom The Drew Carey Show, told entertainment trade paper The Hollywood Reporter.

And Brett Butler backs him up:

Butler, via her official Website, groused: “As panel judges, we can say that (a) we were both surprised and disappointed at the results and (b) we had NOTHING to do with them.”

NBC has a message board for discussion of the show, but it’s fully moderated and they censored a post of mine critical of their deception; I called it “a fraud of Michael Moore proportions.”

This is one TV show I won’t be watching this summer, and the whole episode illustrates why sitcoms are dead and the networks are dying. The people who run the networks may as well be replaced by computers programmed with Nielsen’s and demographic data; they have no sense of what’s funny to normal viewers, which is why they’ve been trying to stuff a steady diet of Will and Grace down our throats.

Now that we have Netflix and the Internet can somebody please remind me of what we need the Big 3 networks for? Not for the comedy, and certainly not for the news.

RIP, NBC.

UPDATE: NBC has shut down their message board without comment; no new posts approved since Wednesday night.

ANOTHER UPDATE: NBC has re-opened the message board after sanitizing posts and attempting to block all access – even reading – from infidels like me. Their technical acument is no better than their honesty, so I unblocked myself in about 15 seconds by removing their “bb” cookies. There’s a lot of complaining in the small number of posts they’ve accepted, but nobody is allowed to point out the contradiction between “good dynamics in the house” and “the search for the funniest person in America.”

What a sad little network.