‘Fahrenheit 9/11’ box-office

‘Fahrenheit 9/11’ has sold a lot of tickets for a “documentary:” Michael Moore’s “Fahrenheit 9/11” made Hollywood history by selling $21.8 million worth of tickets in its first three days, becoming the only documentary ever to outgun all other blockbuster films at the nation’s box offices in one weekend. But how popular does that really … Continue reading “‘Fahrenheit 9/11’ box-office”

‘Fahrenheit 9/11’ has sold a lot of tickets for a “documentary:”

Michael Moore’s “Fahrenheit 9/11” made Hollywood history by selling $21.8 million worth of tickets in its first three days, becoming the only documentary ever to outgun all other blockbuster films at the nation’s box offices in one weekend.

But how popular does that really make it? Not all that much, if we’re talking about “blockbusters”:

By comparison, “The Passion of the Christ” earned $117.5 million in its first five days.

This seems an apt comparison, for Fahrenheit is a documentary like Passion is a historical drama. I suspect the audiences are fairly similar, though: people who place little stock by reason and evidence, have no use for science, and spend most of their lives fearing the dark forces.

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Jeff Jarvis will be on CNN with Aaron Brown tonight between 10 and 11 ET. Pass it on.

Miramax May Lay Off 20% of Its Workforce

Remember Miramax, the Disney subsidiary that financed Michael Moore’s venal, paranoid diatribe against President Bush and threw a tantrum when Disney reiterated its position against distributing it and becoming a war profiteer? Well, it seems that the company is in a serious financial pickle and may lay off 20% of its workforce: Walt Disney Co.-owned … Continue reading “Miramax May Lay Off 20% of Its Workforce”

Remember Miramax, the Disney subsidiary that financed Michael Moore’s venal, paranoid diatribe against President Bush and threw a tantrum when Disney reiterated its position against distributing it and becoming a war profiteer? Well, it seems that the company is in a serious financial pickle and may lay off 20% of its workforce:

Walt Disney Co.-owned Miramax Films could lay off as much as 20% of its workforce in a series of cost-cutting measures aimed at heading off a financial squeeze, people familiar with the plans said.

The layoffs are being weighed as Miramax’s co-founders, Harvey and Bob Weinstein, are under increasing pressure to save money at their New York-based movie company.

The Weinsteins have run through most of a $700-million annual production and marketing budget, nearly four months before the end of the company’s fiscal year on Sept. 30.

The Weinstein brothers have been seen making the scene at various Fahrenheit 9/11 openings when they might spend their time better keeping an eye on that budget. It takes more than a little talent to burn $100 million a month, but these boys are geniuses. Just see how they’re portrayed in the Last Ride of the Elephant Princess episode of the cancelled sitcom Action with Jay Mohr for a bit of a clue. Hint: total pervs more or less sums it up.

Fraud and Censorship at NBC

NBC television has a summer show called Last Comic Standing: The Search For The Funniest Person In America which is anything but what it claims to be. The premise of the show is to do for comedy what American Idol does for boring pop music: line up some credible contestants and have them go head-to-head … Continue reading “Fraud and Censorship at NBC”

NBC television has a summer show called Last Comic Standing: The Search For The Funniest Person In America which is anything but what it claims to be.

The premise of the show is to do for comedy what American Idol does for boring pop music: line up some credible contestants and have them go head-to-head through a series of elimination rounds until the people of America choose a winner. Only the show is rigged.

This week’s two episodes were supposed to winnow a field of 20 down to the 10 who will live in house together while they compete for the top spot. The 20 semi-finalists competed in Las Vegas before a panel of 4 celebrity judges who believed, and had every right to believe, that they would make the final selections. But before the first joke was cracked, one of the funniest comics – Jim Norton – was kicked off the show and replaced with a last-minute stand-in by the show’s producers, who were allegedly concerned about contractual conflicts. Norton appears on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn on Comedy Central (the funniest show in TV right now) and I suspect that the producers didn’t want Norton ragging on them as he came to understand the show’s real dynamics.

Then the judges were outraged when the funniest comic of the 20, by far, was not included in the final selection despite the fact that they’d all voted for him and the audience gave him a standing ovation. This screwed comic – Dan Naturman – apparently didn’t fit in a demographic quota pre-selected by the producers for a gay man, but some lame-o who calls himself “Ant” did.

The judges aren’t going to let the controversy die. Drew Carey said it best:

?I thought it was crooked and dishonest,? Carey, star of the ABC sitcom The Drew Carey Show, told entertainment trade paper The Hollywood Reporter.

And Brett Butler backs him up:

Butler, via her official Website, groused: “As panel judges, we can say that (a) we were both surprised and disappointed at the results and (b) we had NOTHING to do with them.”

NBC has a message board for discussion of the show, but it’s fully moderated and they censored a post of mine critical of their deception; I called it “a fraud of Michael Moore proportions.”

This is one TV show I won’t be watching this summer, and the whole episode illustrates why sitcoms are dead and the networks are dying. The people who run the networks may as well be replaced by computers programmed with Nielsen’s and demographic data; they have no sense of what’s funny to normal viewers, which is why they’ve been trying to stuff a steady diet of Will and Grace down our throats.

Now that we have Netflix and the Internet can somebody please remind me of what we need the Big 3 networks for? Not for the comedy, and certainly not for the news.

RIP, NBC.

UPDATE: NBC has shut down their message board without comment; no new posts approved since Wednesday night.

ANOTHER UPDATE: NBC has re-opened the message board after sanitizing posts and attempting to block all access – even reading – from infidels like me. Their technical acument is no better than their honesty, so I unblocked myself in about 15 seconds by removing their “bb” cookies. There’s a lot of complaining in the small number of posts they’ve accepted, but nobody is allowed to point out the contradiction between “good dynamics in the house” and “the search for the funniest person in America.”

What a sad little network.

Maoist International Movement movie reviews

This review of Startrek Resurrection is priceless: But MIM rejects the universal moralizing of Insurrection. Forced relocations can be to the benefit of the people being moved, as when Stalin internally deported Jews in the Soviet Union to move them away from the advancing German troops. MIM would rather see Jews moved to undesirable locations … Continue reading “Maoist International Movement movie reviews”

This review of Startrek Resurrection is priceless:

But MIM rejects the universal moralizing of Insurrection. Forced relocations can be to the benefit of the people being moved, as when Stalin internally deported Jews in the Soviet Union to move them away from the advancing German troops. MIM would rather see Jews moved to undesirable locations within the USSR than worked into disease in concentration camps and then gassed or shot. We also generally oppose the fiction that liberation will come from a segment of the conquering army.

While it is true that occupying troops are often won over by the strength and correctness of an Indigenous liberation struggle, the officers of an occupying force tend not to be the leaders of any liberation struggle. In truth, the strength of the people’s will can win over segments of the opposition, but this will must originate with the people who liberate themselves.

From Gary Farber via Dr. Frank.

Exploding TV

Jeff Jarvis has been collecting links on new developments in TV programming distribution: Again, this isn’t all new but it is all coming together. I’ve been collecting links to stories that dance around all this in recent days: : The New York Times today reports that TiVo will allow you to store and watch shows … Continue reading “Exploding TV”

Jeff Jarvis has been collecting links on new developments in TV programming distribution:

Again, this isn’t all new but it is all coming together. I’ve been collecting links to stories that dance around all this in recent days:
: The New York Times today reports that TiVo will allow you to store and watch shows not just from cable and broadcast but also from the Internet. Soon you can create shows direct-to-TiVo.
: The BBC is going to change the way you watch the Olympics, allowing you to make your own sportscast.
: CableNewser reports that CNN is developing a broadband channel, competing with its cable channels.
: The Times also reported the other day about TV networks that can’t get on regular analog cable tiers and so they’re moving to the digital tier and then to the video-on-demand tier. Well, it’s not far at all to see them distributed on the Internet.
: See PaidContent.org’s coverage of Internet-delivered TV networks that go into boxes on your TV: Akimbo and TimeShiftv.com. And get a load of the programming they offer: niches of niches — Africa Movies, Asian Beauties, Billiard Club, OutOfTheCloset.tv, Sail.tv, The Yoga Learning Center.
: And, of course, see various pioneers who’ve been writing about all this for sometime: Adam Curry, Doc Searls, Ernie Miller, Dave Winer….

At least some of this stuff is worth checking out.

Polling Conservative Opinion Makers About Blogs

Right Wing News conducted a poll of conservative opinion makers to see what blogs they read: One of the things many bloggers have long believed is that weblogs are able to influence public opinion, despite not receiving massive amounts of traffic, because large numbers of influential people read blogs. In other words, blogger influence comes … Continue reading “Polling Conservative Opinion Makers About Blogs”

Right Wing News conducted a poll of conservative opinion makers to see what blogs they read:

One of the things many bloggers have long believed is that weblogs are able to influence public opinion, despite not receiving massive amounts of traffic, because large numbers of influential people read blogs. In other words, blogger influence comes mostly from “the who”, not the “how many”. So, in order to test that hypothesis, I decided to poll more than a 100 prominent conservatives to see if they read blogs.

Among the findings is that one anonymous conservative reads this blog under its new name and URL. So here’s a big hello to our anonymous reader.

The skanks on Capitol Hill

Michelle Malkin on Wonkette, Washingtonienne, and their fifteen minutes: …give The Washington Post two vain, young, trash-mouthed skanks who couldn’t care less about what their parents think of their sex-drenched infamy, and the newspaper can’t wait to help make them full-fledged members of the media elite. Sounds about right. And behind this wonderful story, we … Continue reading “The skanks on Capitol Hill”

Michelle Malkin on Wonkette, Washingtonienne, and their fifteen minutes:

…give The Washington Post two vain, young, trash-mouthed skanks who couldn’t care less about what their parents think of their sex-drenched infamy, and the newspaper can’t wait to help make them full-fledged members of the media elite.

Sounds about right. And behind this wonderful story, we have Wonkette’s sponsor, Nick Denton.

Aren’t blogs great?

via Ben Domenich.