Blowing Smoke out your ass

What would happen if somebody made a really, really bad movie and instead of showing it in theaters before selling it on DVD, they just skipped the movie house phase completely and sold it direct to consumers with a blog as a marketing tool? I suppose some people would buy it just to support the … Continue reading “Blowing Smoke out your ass”

What would happen if somebody made a really, really bad movie and instead of showing it in theaters before selling it on DVD, they just skipped the movie house phase completely and sold it direct to consumers with a blog as a marketing tool? I suppose some people would buy it just to support the experiment, but they would be suckers.

Blowing Smoke totally sucks. It features cliched dialog, wooden acting, a plot that’s so predictable you can see the climax at the first sign of life, feeble man-hating, and a breast count of zero. Joe Bob says save your money.

If you’re inclined to purchase just because you like Jim Treacher’s blog, then cut out the middle-man and give your money to him direct. You’ll add 90 minutes to your life.

(PS: The last five minutes was excellent.)

Andrew Gumbel’s Big Florida Lie

It’s day two of the blogstorm occasioned by Paul Krugman’s claim, following Andrew Gumbel, that: Two different news media consortia reviewed Florida’s ballots; both found that a full manual recount would have given the [2000] election to Mr. Gore. Mickey Kaus picks it up today, paying careful attention to Krugman’s wording: The discomfiting truth is … Continue reading “Andrew Gumbel’s Big Florida Lie”

It’s day two of the blogstorm occasioned by Paul Krugman’s claim, following Andrew Gumbel, that:

Two different news media consortia reviewed Florida’s ballots; both found that a full manual recount would have given the [2000] election to Mr. Gore.

Mickey Kaus picks it up today, paying careful attention to Krugman’s wording:

The discomfiting truth is that, if you also recounted overvotes, the NORC media recount, under several “certainty” standards, showed Gore the winner.

Using the most inclusive standards, Bush actually gained more votes than Gore — about 300 net — from the examination of the undervote ballots. But Gore picked up 885 more votes than Bush from the examination of overvote ballots, 662 of those from optical scan ballots.

What’s more, there’s strong, near-smoking evidence that if the recount had been allowed to proceed overvotes would have been counted (despite the Gore camp’s revealingly idiotic, self-defeating focus on the “undervotes”).

Gumbel himself makes this claim on Amy Alkon’s blog (in comments:)

Re the media consortia recounts, yes, they suggested the outcome was inconclusive IF RESTRICTED TO THE FOUR SOUTHERN FLORIDA COUNTIES THE GORE CAMPAIGN WANTED RECOUNTED. Had the whole state been recounted, Gore would have won by any standard. [emphasis added]

But the claim is false. The Washington Post article that Kaus links says that ambiguity remains even when the overvotes were counted, the outcome depending on what standard is used to review the ballots:

But this is one case where disagreements among the reviewers affected the outcome. Gore won under this scenario when two of the reviewers agree on the markings. Under a standard in which all three were required to agree, Bush won by 219 votes.

Gumbel claims that Rick Hasen backs up his claim in this comment:

It is true that the NORC study found that had all the state’s undervotes and overvotes been counted, Al Gore would have come out ahead of George Bush.

…but Hasen makes this remark rather off-hand in the context of a posting arguing that the election was a statistical tie.

And this is in fact what the recounts showed. It’s impossible to perfectly create the same scenarios in an audited recount that prevail in a real election. The auditors used panels of three neutral parties to review ballots, and found that voter intent was hard to discern, hence the discrepancy between the 2-out-of-3 standard of review and the 3-out-of-3 standard. While one can certainly argue that voter intent in the real world is discerned by 2-out-of-3 canvassers, it’s not the same system as canvassers are partisans, so in effect 2 out of every 3 canvassers represent the majority party in that county.

But that being as it is, the fact remains that we can’t say that a full manual recount of all the ballots rejected by Florida voting machines in 2000 would have conclusively given the election to Gore. Including all uncounted votes – undervotes, overvotes, and absentees – the outcome depends on the standard for discerning voter intent, and that’s what both consortia found.

Krugman lied, Gumbel lied, and Kaus’ claim differs from theirs. Kaus says: under several “certainty” standards; Krugman’s boy Gumbel says under any standard. This is not the same claim at all, of course. Kaus puts it correctly, but Gumbel doesn’t.

(And BTW, how comfortable are we with elections in which the outcome is determined by a handful of people who can’t mark a ballot so that a voting machine can read it properly? If it were up to me, there would be no manual recounts because people are more prone to error and bias than machines. But that’s another point for another blog.)

Previous posting.

More at the James B.

UPDATE: Krugman builds a wall and hides behind it.

Voice over IP over 3G++

Can Cisco manage the Vikings? I doubt it: LONDON (Reuters)—Cisco Systems Inc. is considering buying the world’s top mobile handset maker Nokia in a bid to gain its wireless infrastructure technology, the Business newspaper reported on Sunday. The paper, which did not reveal the source of its information, said U.S.-based Cisco had traditionally concentrated on … Continue reading “Voice over IP over 3G++”

Can Cisco manage the Vikings? I doubt it:

LONDON (Reuters)—Cisco Systems Inc. is considering buying the world’s top mobile handset maker Nokia in a bid to gain its wireless infrastructure technology, the Business newspaper reported on Sunday.

The paper, which did not reveal the source of its information, said U.S.-based Cisco had traditionally concentrated on acquisitions of niche technology players, but its Chief Executive John Chambers is believed to be interested in merging with a wireless infrastructure company.

“Nokia has been identified as the most likely target,” the paper said.

Cisco’s acquisitions have generally declined sharply in productivity as they’re forced to conform to Cisco’s management model, so this would pretty well signal the end of both companies. That would be a plus to the networking industry, so go for it, router dudes. Voice over IP over 3G++?

Sure, why not.

Google throws a hissy fit

Everybody in the world has to deal with Google-stalkers, except Google’s CEO, of course: CNETNews.com, a technology news Web site, said last week that Google had told it that the company would not answer any questions from CNET’s reporters until July 2006. The move came after CNET published an article last month that discussed how … Continue reading “Google throws a hissy fit”

Everybody in the world has to deal with Google-stalkers, except Google’s CEO, of course:

CNETNews.com, a technology news Web site, said last week that Google had told it that the company would not answer any questions from CNET’s reporters until July 2006. The move came after CNET published an article last month that discussed how the Google search engine can uncover personal information and that raised questions about what information Google collects about its users.

The article, by Elinor Mills, a CNET staff writer, gave several examples of information about Google’s chief executive, Eric E. Schmidt, that could be gleaned from the search engine. These included that his shares in the company were worth $1.5 billion, that he lived in Atherton, Calif., that he was the host of a $10,000-a-plate fund-raiser for Al Gore’s presidential campaign and that he was a pilot.

After the article appeared, David Krane, Google’s director of public relations, called CNET editors to complain, said Jai Singh, the editor in chief of CNETNews.com. “They were unhappy about the fact we used Schmidt’s private information in our story,” Mr. Singh said. “Our view is what we published was all public information, and we actually used their own product to find it.”

Google was supposed to be committed to not being evil, but this act of childish malice belies that claim.

Gee, I wonder if they’re going to demote my site again for saying this. Oh well.

Another New York Times columnist in trouble

Krugman colleague Nick Kristoff has to face libel charges after all, per an Appeals Court decision in the Hatfill case: A.T.C.F.k.: They laughed when kf argued that the New York Times was “massively exposed” in the Steven Hatfill libel suit against op-ed columnist Nicholas Kristof. … They paid no attention when, after a lower-court federal … Continue reading “Another New York Times columnist in trouble”

Krugman colleague Nick Kristoff has to face libel charges after all, per an Appeals Court decision in the Hatfill case:

A.T.C.F.k.: They laughed when kf argued that the New York Times was “massively exposed” in the Steven Hatfill libel suit against op-ed columnist Nicholas Kristof. … They paid no attention when, after a lower-court federal judge threw the Hatfill suit out, kf wrote:

Maybe I’m missing something, but if I were Kristof, I wouldn’t crow too loudly. Lower court decisions are made to be reversed. …

They are not laughing now! Haftill’s suit has been reinstated on appeal. … P.S.: Kristof reported that Hatfill had “failed three successive polygraph examinations” in connection with the anthrax mailings of 2001. How could that, if it isn’t true, not be libelous? … 11:23 P.M.

We predict Kristoff and the Times will lose big. Kristoff’s slander of Hatfill was mean-spirited, beyond the pale, and generally bogus.

All Jarvis, all the time

I saw Jeff Jarvis on CNBC’s Big Idea show last week with a pack of dogs going after Bernie Goldberg. Yesterday, on C-Span, I saw a speech Rupert Murdoch (God himself) gave to the American Society of Newspaper Editors where he quoted Jarvis: They want to question, to probe, to offer a different angle. Think … Continue reading “All Jarvis, all the time”

I saw Jeff Jarvis on CNBC’s Big Idea show last week with a pack of dogs going after Bernie Goldberg. Yesterday, on C-Span, I saw a speech Rupert Murdoch (God himself) gave to the American Society of Newspaper Editors where he quoted Jarvis:

They want to question, to probe, to offer a different angle. Think about how blogs and message boards revealed that Kryptonite bicycle locks were vulnerable to a Bic pen. Or the Swiftboat incident. Or the swift departure of Dan Rather from CBS. One commentator, Jeff Jarvis, puts it this way: give the people control of media, they will use it. Don’t give people control of media, and you will lose them.

And today I saw Jarvis on CNN’s Reliable Sources.

America has become Jarvis Culture, the rest of us are merely guests. Let us hope he uses his powers for good.

Thank you, Air America

I never did thank Air America for re-electing President Bush, so here we go, better late than never. I believe Air America is secretly directed by a cabal of Republican Party insiders who use it as a tool to discredit the Democrats. Here’s why*: 1. Splitting the Democrat vote worked for the Reeps in 2000, … Continue reading “Thank you, Air America”

I never did thank Air America for re-electing President Bush, so here we go, better late than never.

I believe Air America is secretly directed by a cabal of Republican Party insiders who use it as a tool to discredit the Democrats. Here’s why*:

1. Splitting the Democrat vote worked for the Reeps in 2000, with Nader draining-off enough votes to hand the victory to Bush.

2. Democrats are a bit slow, but they eventually catch on, so they vowed en masse not to support Nader in 2004, and the Reeps needed a new strategy. So along came Air America, the Loud Voice of the Loony Left, complete with a full battery of political hacks, failed comedians, and radio amateurs, Johnny on the spot.

3. Air America alienated enough centrist voters to hand a substantial victory to Bush and his party as people asked this question: Do I want somebody in the White House who turns to Stuart Smalley and Janeane Garofalo and Lizz Winstead for policy advice? Do the hosts on Air America reinforce the Left’s claim that it deeply analyzes problems and appreciates nuance and subtlety? Are they smart, well-informed people?

Most Americans don’t see teaching Saddam to do Daily Affirmations as a viable strategy for rooting out the terrorists or extinguishing their hatred for the Western way of life, so here we are.

(*Take off your tin-foil hat before reading this.)

The HuffPo Guide to Good and Evil

Greg Gutfield offers advice to Huffy-Puffy readers: And I started to ask myself how we could explain such horrible events so, you know, none of us look stupid at parties? Even more important, how can my explanation about these acts help me pick up girls? Then I read the Huffington Post, and I realized that, … Continue reading “The HuffPo Guide to Good and Evil”

Greg Gutfield offers advice to Huffy-Puffy readers:

And I started to ask myself how we could explain such horrible events so, you know, none of us look stupid at parties?

Even more important, how can my explanation about these acts help me pick up girls?

Then I read the Huffington Post, and I realized that, unlike Eve Ensler, Deepak Chopra, Jann Wenner and Hooman Majd, I have absolutely no idea how to respond to terror in a totally cool and nonjudgmental way!

When faced with something truly evil, like Karl Rove’s leak, it’s easy. Call for the bastard’s head.

But what about terrorists – or “bombers” – as the BBC calls them?

That’s a tough one, because although what the bombers did was bad – OUR country does some pretty bad things too! And really, who’s to say what’s bad anyway?

That’s judgmental. And being judgmental is wrong. Unless you’re a judge. And even then that’s probably not right either. Who’s to say? Not me. Probably not even a judge! Judges aren’t cool!

Thank God for the Huffington Post.
I now know how to respond to evil.
And you can too!
(cue music)

“With an irresistible mix of moral relativism and false consciousness, THE HUFFPO GUIDE TO GOOD AND EVIL helps me handle any debate involving terrorism – or any subject dealing with evil!” – Greg Gutfeld, 40, writer, pet owner and part-time Pilates instructor. “Passing judgment is so expensive! This seminar teaches me how to make everything relative – so I don’t have to defend my country – or my relatives!”

So far, I’ve learned so much from Deepak Chopra! Like, when faced with one act of terror, simply equate it to an act of non-terror!

I don’t generally recommend Huffy-Puffy except for a cheap laugh at the Celebrity Left, but this is a great piece.

Grokster behind the times

The Grokster web site still highlights the Ninth Circuit decision on their service that the SCOTUS reversed today: GROKSTER WINS! THE UNITED STATES COURT OF APPEALS FOR THE NINTH CIRCUIT IN THE CASE OF MGM vs GROKSTER AFFIRMED THE DISTRICT COURT’S PREVIOUS RULING. Today the United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit affirmed … Continue reading “Grokster behind the times”

The Grokster web site still highlights the Ninth Circuit decision on their service that the SCOTUS reversed today:

GROKSTER WINS!

THE UNITED STATES COURT OF APPEALS FOR THE NINTH CIRCUIT IN THE CASE OF MGM vs GROKSTER AFFIRMED THE DISTRICT COURT’S PREVIOUS RULING.

Today the United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit affirmed the previous District Court ruling denying the motion picture and recording industries request to shut Grokster down.

This is an important ruling for the technology community as a whole not merely the peer-to-peer community. This ruling clarified four important points, as presented by Fred von Lohmann of the Electronic Frontier Foundation. Click here for more on MGM v. Grokster Ruling.

When they get around to updating, I doubt the new ruling will be so prominently displayed.

John Rigas Is Sentenced To 15 Years in Prison

So another of the Clinton Era bubble.com swindlers is off to the pokey, John Rigas of Adelphia got fifteen years, a tough sentence for an 80-year-old man with cancer. But he’ll have company: Adelphia Communications Corp. founder John Rigas was sentenced to 15 years in prison Monday and his son Timothy Rigas was sentenced to … Continue reading “John Rigas Is Sentenced To 15 Years in Prison”

So another of the Clinton Era bubble.com swindlers is off to the pokey, John Rigas of Adelphia got fifteen years, a tough sentence for an 80-year-old man with cancer. But he’ll have company:

Adelphia Communications Corp. founder John Rigas was sentenced to 15 years in prison Monday and his son Timothy Rigas was sentenced to 20 years in prison for their role in the cable company’s fraud.

For John Rigas, who is 80 years old and is fighting bladder cancer, the punishment could amount to a life sentence. However, the elder Rigas could have his sentence reduced if his health worsens. The two men were set free on bail and will begin to serve their sentences on Sept. 19…

The Rigases are among a slew of former corporate executives who have faced charges since the fall of Enron Corp. in 2001 touched off a parade of white-collar scandals. Former WorldCom Inc. CEO Bernard Ebbers faces sentencing next month after he was convicted of presiding over that company’s record $11 billion accounting fraud.

No word yet on Global Crossing.