Fisk Fisks himself

Robert Fisk doesn’t believe that Khalid Sheikh Muhammed has really been caught, but forces himself to face the possiblity that his head may be up his ass again: Of course, it may all turn out to be true. We may be provided with the proof the Taliban demand. Or Mr Mohammed may be kept in … Continue reading “Fisk Fisks himself”

Robert Fisk doesn’t believe that Khalid Sheikh Muhammed has really been caught, but forces himself to face the possiblity that his head may be up his ass again:

Of course, it may all turn out to be true. We may be provided with the proof the Taliban demand. Or Mr Mohammed may be kept in Pakistani custody until another “mastermind” can be discovered. Or it may be that reports of the “arrest” of the likes of Mr Mohammed are very useful to General Pervez Musharraf, Pakistan’s President, when he’s just angered the Americans by criticising any US military attack on Iraq, or when Pakistan’s new regional government in the North West Frontier province has just instituted Taliban-style laws in Peshawar.

You just can’t make this stuff up.

Torturing Ron Jeremy’s twin

Dean’s Esmay raises the question of torturing Hairy Boy Khalid Sheikh Muhammed, and rejects it. I have to say that I’m all in favor of torturing Hairy Boy, up to the point where the torture limits the amount of useful intelligence we can get from the Pathetic One. Electric shocks on the balls, fine; water … Continue reading “Torturing Ron Jeremy’s twin”

Dean’s Esmay raises the question of torturing Hairy Boy Khalid Sheikh Muhammed, and rejects it. I have to say that I’m all in favor of torturing Hairy Boy, up to the point where the torture limits the amount of useful intelligence we can get from the Pathetic One. Electric shocks on the balls, fine; water torture, splendid; slivers under the fingernails, AOK; endless repetitions of Rod Stewart albums, groovy; West Wing reruns, spiffy; Ron Jeremy porn, totally cool; Berkeley City Council meetings, good; and best of all, reading dead Islamic scholars writings on Aristotle and religious tolerance would be commendable. But if he starts to scream and go into shock, back off because we shouldn’t let having a good time get in the way of the War on Terra.

The scum deserves no compassion, of course.

Some people get smarter as they get older

Marc Andreessen used to be a big Democratic Party donor, but no more. This article in the Frisco paper explains why: Andreessen said he is seeing a generational shift in Silicon Valley, where the culture once reflected the hippie generation of the 1960s. He said many entrepreneurs who came out of the ’60s felt guilty … Continue reading “Some people get smarter as they get older”

Marc Andreessen used to be a big Democratic Party donor, but no more. This article in the Frisco paper explains why:

Andreessen said he is seeing a generational shift in Silicon Valley, where the culture once reflected the hippie generation of the 1960s. He said many entrepreneurs who came out of the ’60s felt guilty about making money, although they were as aggressive as their competitors in trying win in the marketplace…Politically, while he doesn’t identify with the Republican Party, Andreessen said he has become more disillusioned with the Democrats, especially those leading the opposition to an invasion of Iraq. He said he supports the Bush administration’s bid to overthrow Saddam Hussein.

“You look at the people protesting the war and you think, ‘I gotta be on the other side,’ ” he said. “There are people out there who actually want to kill us, and the appropriate response to that is to kill them. Bombs away.”

I don’t think Marc was at Joi Ito’s pro-Saddam party in Palo Alto the other night, and neither was I.

A hippie looks at the world

John Perry Barlow, the hippie cattle rancher, Grateful Dead lyricist, EFF co-founder, and Berkman Center benefactor, wrote a long and rambling essay about Dick Cheney recently, which was posted to the Interesting People listserv. Barlow used to go fishing with Cheney, so he’s in a position to understand how the man thinks, which makes it … Continue reading “A hippie looks at the world”

John Perry Barlow, the hippie cattle rancher, Grateful Dead lyricist, EFF co-founder, and Berkman Center benefactor, wrote a long and rambling essay about Dick Cheney recently, which was posted to the Interesting People listserv. Barlow used to go fishing with Cheney, so he’s in a position to understand how the man thinks, which makes it worthwhile to slog through his awkward prose:

With the possible exception of Bill Gates, Dick Cheney is the smartest man I’ve ever met. If you get into a dispute with him, he will take you on a devastatingly brief tour all the weak points in your argument. But he is a careful listener and not at all the ideologue he appears at this distance. I believe he is personally indifferent to greed. In the final analysis, this may simply be about oil, but I doubt that Dick sees it that way. I am relatively certain that he is acting in the service of principles to which he has devoted megawatts of a kind of thought that is unimpeded by sentiment or other emotional overhead.

In the end, Barlow embraces the comfortable hippie stereotypes about globalism and McDonalds, but not before flirting with (and getting the phone number of) common sense. Aside from the observations about Cheney’s mind and lack of greed, the essay is interesting because of the obvious tension between what Barlow knows to be true and what he allows himself to say, as a professional hippie and all. It’s unusual to read someone bullshitting himself with full waking awareness that he’s required to bullshit himself for professional or social reasons.

Separated at birth?

On the left, porn star Ron Jeremy, and on the right, Al Qaeda mastermind Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, recently captured in democratic Pakistan. UPDATE: John Cole did this first, and many others did it later.

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On the left, porn star Ron Jeremy, and on the right, Al Qaeda mastermind Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, recently captured in democratic Pakistan.

UPDATE: John Cole did this first, and many others did it later.

Don’t nuke Berkeley

Dictator enablers have taken a strong and principled stand against nuking Berkeley and I support them. We should continue applying diplomatic pressure on Berkeley in hopes of convincing them to enter the ranks of the responsible, and failing that we should send Berkeleyites to Iraq to work as human shields; there are some job openings … Continue reading “Don’t nuke Berkeley”

Dictator enablers have taken a strong and principled stand against nuking Berkeley and I support them. We should continue applying diplomatic pressure on Berkeley in hopes of convincing them to enter the ranks of the responsible, and failing that we should send Berkeleyites to Iraq to work as human shields; there are some job openings now that Brits and the Canucks are coming home.

I live downwind of Berkeley, you see.

Sharing spectrum

According to Scott Mace’s Radio Weblog and Boing Boing, the second day at the Spectrum conference was productive. Scott: David P. Reed: “What happened with 802.11, a small group of companies developed all kinds of crazy technologies to run in that space. Most of the companies failed. Gradually, industry said, we need to work together. … Continue reading “Sharing spectrum”

According to Scott Mace’s Radio Weblog and Boing Boing, the second day at the Spectrum conference was productive. Scott:

David P. Reed: “What happened with 802.11, a small group of companies developed all kinds of crazy technologies to run in that space. Most of the companies failed. Gradually, industry said, we need to work together. Some of those committees were IEEE committee. Despite the fact I don’t think 802.11 is the be-all and end-all, it’s an amazingly successful example of governing a commons.”

Boing:

Spectrum Etiquette: Two Proposals
Does the “unlicensed” spectrum band need etiquette rules at this time? Or should the FCC leave the space alone? This panel will address this general question, as well as specific etiquette proposals. Speakers from MSFT and Motorola, plus assorted commentators.

Two days on protocol regulation would be a good start.

McLuhan rolls in his grave

Marshall McLuhan’s chief acolyte Mark Federman takes me to task for believing this is the best of all possible worlds, our political system (“representational democracy”, whatever that is) can’t be improved, and that technology only advances by intended consequences. I don’t get the whole “Global Village” thing, in other words. I really do hope that … Continue reading “McLuhan rolls in his grave”

Marshall McLuhan’s chief acolyte Mark Federman takes me to task for believing this is the best of all possible worlds, our political system (“representational democracy”, whatever that is) can’t be improved, and that technology only advances by intended consequences. I don’t get the whole “Global Village” thing, in other words.

I really do hope that the people who build these strawmen out of my observations enjoy ripping them apart as much as I enjoy laughing at them, because the prospect of professors of English and Mass Media explaining technical progress in networking to someone who’s been making it happen for 25 years is pretty hilarious, you have to admit.

I certainly don’t deny that tools, policies, and initiatives have unintended consequences; I’ve spent way too much time combating these in the legislature not to know that. But I also know that these things also have some clearly intended consequences, and that nobody embarks on a tool-building exercise without some idea of where he’s going and why he wants to go there. I don’t just start up Visual C and turn the keyboard over to an infinite number of monkeys, and neither does any other technology dude. And while we don’t have omniscience about all the long-term effects of our work, we do have crisp specification in hand before we start laying code, for the most part. That’s how progress works: you get an idea, flesh it out, and then lay some code and see how it works. Brownian motion just isn’t a good methodology.

I liked McLuhan when I read his books (you know, those old-fashioned paper things with black marks on them) 30 years ago; they were provocative and challenging, but now that they’ve been fossilized into a religion, I doubt McLuhan himself would have much use for the causes to which they’ve been yoked. Best to strive for you own vision than to spend your life erecting monuments to dead guys.

Salon’s imminent demise

Salon founder David Talbot’s review of Eric Alterman’s media book is the clearest indication I’ve seen that Salon is indeed going down the tubes this time. I’ve been predicting their imminent demise for a while now, reasoning that an enterprise that’s blown 80 million investor dollars and continues to lose money while living in pricey … Continue reading “Salon’s imminent demise”

Salon founder David Talbot’s review of Eric Alterman’s media book is the clearest indication I’ve seen that Salon is indeed going down the tubes this time. I’ve been predicting their imminent demise for a while now, reasoning that an enterprise that’s blown 80 million investor dollars and continues to lose money while living in pricey corporate digs and carrying an overhead that would make an oil sheik blush can’t be long for this world, but they’ve managed to stay comatose but alive thanks to donations from misguided rich guys like John Warnock.

The first sign that the donors aren’t coming through was the combative weblog post by Scott Rosenberg blasting Salon’s critics in the financial press, but this latest diatribe of Talbot’s really seals the deal for me. It’s a bitter, warped, and combative assault on the so-called conservative-dominated media, highlighting conservative dominance of small-market media such as radio and cable news, while ignoring the liberal bastions in the much larger and more influential broadcast TV news and newspapers. He can’t ignore broadcast TV completely, of course, so he lets us in on the secrets that Cokie Roberts and George Stephanopoulos are secret tools of the VRWC, which is proved because ABC didn’t summarily fire token conservative George Will when Stephanopoulos took over the anchor’s chair of ABC’s lackluster This Week show a few weeks ago. The facts that Stephanopoulos is a veteran of the Clinton White House who left after tiring of Slick Willie’s constant lying to his own press staff or that Cokie Roberts’ mom and dad were Lindy and Hale Boggs, among the most powerful Congressional Democrats of their era, are insignificant in this analysis, of course, as is the fact that the New York Times has been relentlessly Anti-Bush since Florida and more shrill every day.

Talbot’s subtext is that Salon was forced out by a right-wing conspiracy so powerful it tells liberals what to watch, read, and hear, and not because of his inability to watch the bottom line or put out a credible story amidst his soft porn and infotainment occasionally.

If it was competition that drove Salon to the brink, it clearly wasn’t competition from the right. There are still plenty of hard core Democrats and Greens who aren’t buying what Fox News is selling, and they’re not all welfare queens and crack heads. A more plausible story is that Salon’s competition is the New York Times, a publication with a strong on-line presence and an ideology, under Howell Raines, that’s indistinguishable from Salon from page 1 to the news to the Op-Eds. Left-wing partisan hacks can fill their bellies and their heads with more free on-line fare from the Times in a day than Salon offers in a month, and still have money left over to buy their porn at the news stand. Talbot’s niche has been taken over by better journalists, better marketers, and better thinkers, and all his whining about Murdoch and Scaife’s conspiracies doesn’t change the facts.

Talbot’s out-of-touch with his own readers, and no publisher who suffers from that condition can long survive.

UPDATE: Foreign devil Tim Blair has some observations on Mr. Talbot as well.

Spectrum conference

I signed up for the Spectrum Conference at the Stanford Law School today and tomorrow, but decided to bail when FCC chairman Michael Powell bailed. Reading the blog accounts, like this one at Scripting News, maybe I didn’t miss much: …these guys are part of a fraternity, they talk about things that mean nothing to … Continue reading “Spectrum conference”

I signed up for the Spectrum Conference at the Stanford Law School today and tomorrow, but decided to bail when FCC chairman Michael Powell bailed. Reading the blog accounts, like this one at Scripting News, maybe I didn’t miss much:

…these guys are part of a fraternity, they talk about things that mean nothing to me. I’m a stranger here. I don’t get it.

This is one of those deals where two worlds collide: policy makers and regulators don’t understand technology, and technologists don’t understand the policy and political issues. So they end up talking past each other, and don’t really say all that much of value anyhow. Plus, a couple blogs reported that clueless attendees were comparing cell phones and cameras, and neither my cell phone nor my camera is state of the art, so I would have felt bad.

As I’ve said before, there are problems with the way the FCC regulates spectrum, but they aren’t legal problems related to property rights vs. commons, they’re more technical. The FCC says how much power you can pump into a given frequency with or without a license, but they don’t say what you do with that power in terms that make any sense to computer networkers. They need to adopt an approach where they regulate not just the power but the protocols, because some protocols share bandwidth well and some don’t. Spectrum is a scarce resource, because God isn’t making any more of it. Yes, there are clever ways to share spectrum that need to be encouraged, and bad ways to use spectrum that don’t share well and need to be discouraged.

In unlicensed spectrum, protocols need to be regulated. The appropriate analogy isn’t the Internet, because its pipes don’t have an interference problem; the analogy that people can understand is spam. Some uses of spectrum are junk, and these need to be curtailed.

Connecting neighborhoods to the net with WiFi is a junk application, for example; there are better ways to do that.