Recruited again

This is funny: Hi Richard, My name is XXX XXXXXX and I am a Recruiter for the Google.com Engineering team. While searching the internet, I came across your name. We currently have positions available at Google that may be a good match for you. If you are open to exploring these opportunities further, please send … Continue reading “Recruited again”

This is funny:

Hi Richard,

My name is XXX XXXXXX and I am a Recruiter for the Google.com Engineering team. While searching the internet, I came across your name. We currently have positions available at Google that may be a good match for you. If you are open to exploring these opportunities further, please send an updated version of your resume in Word, HTML, or PDF to me as soon as possible.

All positions involve working in our infrastructure team, know as Google.com Engineering (which is different from our Operations group). Our Google.com engineers hold the beating heart of Google and are very well respected. They are responsible for keeping the google.com website up and running as well as building new automation infrastructure. We are seeking Extraordinary Developers, UNIX (Linux) System Administrators, and Managers/Directors to add to our exciting team and growing organization.

*****We have multiple openings located in various places in the US (Mountain View, CA, Kirkland, WA, Santa Monica, CA, Mountain View, CA, New York, NY ) and Internationally (Dublin, Ireland and Zurich, Switzerland).****

I hope you are not bothered by my networking attempt. If you are not interested or available, but would like to forward my name and contact information to your friends or colleagues, I would be most delighted.

For more information, go to:

http://www.google.com/support /jobs/bin/answer.py?answer =23594 (see various locations)
http://www.google.com/support/jobs/bin/answer.py?answer=23591 (see various locations)

Thank you and hope to hear from you soon.

XXX

P.S. If this is not a good time or if you are not interested, please reply and let us know. We will update our database and you will not be contacted again in the future.

I know very few people read this blog, but it surprises me that despite all the mean things I’ve said about Google ( their collusion with the government of China and their evil attempt to stifle the development of the Internet through Net Neutrality legislation, their lack of originality, etc.) I’m still getting such queries on a regular basis. I guess they’re less organized than I thought.

Sigh.

Every time a moron dies, two more take his place

The most idiotic analysis of net neutrality you’ll ever want to read has been prepared by obscure consultancy Ramp^Rate: With the permanent barriers that the removal of net neutrality will erect for [gamers], the worst-case scenario includes three waves of change: * One or more mainstream ISPs will introduce excessive lag that will effectively prohibit … Continue reading “Every time a moron dies, two more take his place”

The most idiotic analysis of net neutrality you’ll ever want to read has been prepared by obscure consultancy Ramp^Rate:

With the permanent barriers that the removal of net neutrality will erect for [gamers], the worst-case scenario includes three waves of change:

* One or more mainstream ISPs will introduce excessive lag that will effectively prohibit their users from participating in online games. The move will not be aimed at restricting usage per se, but rather to extract a fee from the game operator…

* Hardcore users will write strongly worded messages to their ISPs, who will classify them as unreasonable malcontents using more than their share of bandwidth.

For those who think this cannot happen, here�s a recent example: For years before the Web as we know it existed, Usenet was a core part of the Internet landscape. It was a factory for online discussion, exchange of ideas, and, ultimately, one of the better bulletin boards for content of all shapes and forms. However, as the Internet became mainstream, Usenet users were marginalized (typically with �cease and desist� letters citing excessive use of �unlimited� internet packages). Their Usenet services were then unceremoniously dumped by their providers (AOL and Comcast being two of the more notorious).

Where there was a substitute for Usenet through services such as Google or BitTorrent, there is no close substitute for online gaming.

Wow, that’s heavy. Let’s take on the history part first. Usenet is a bandwidth hog for ISPs even if none of their customers use it, because maintaining a Usenet (NNTP) server requires the ISP to process all the new posts on all the Usenet groups as they’re made. As Usenet reached the end of its useful life, it became a vehicle for copyright theft and the distribution of malicious code. So at a certain point, AOL decided not to carry it any more. Comcast still provides Usenet service, so that part of the article is simply false.

As to the paranoid conspiracy claim about ISPs introducing latency in order to extract fees, it’s hardly going to be necessary. Latency and jitter will increase on any packet network as load increases, that’s how the networks are designed. So if more people are downloading video files while their neighbors are seeking The Sword of a Thousand Truths, and the ISP isn’t willy-nilly adding more bandwidth the accommodate them, everybody’s latency and jitter will increase automatically, no conspiracy required.

The best way around this is some sort of usage-sensitive pricing that enables users who place heavy loads on the network of paying their neighbors enough to increase network bandwidth. Make no mistake about it, every network has finite capacity, and heavy users aren’t just taking bandwidth away from the ISP, they’re taking it away from the other people who use the network. So those who need low latency should be able to pay for it, and those who need massive file transfers should also be able to pay for that, and the average, normal, garden-variety web surfer shouldn’t have to subsidize them.

But net neutrality legislation forbids usage-sensitive pricing. The common provision in the five NN bills is a ban on service plans that provide packet prioritization for a fee, and that ban itself is the main threat to gaming. Anyone who understands how we ensure QoS for quirky applications like VoIP, gaming, and yes, real-time video streaming and conferencing, knows that prioritization is the key element.

The best solution to the dilemma that gamers pose to ISPs is to allow the ISPs to charge them more than normal web surfers and in return to provide them with the appropriate QoS. It�s ridiculous to demand a wholesale upgrade to the entire Internet access network to support this one application and to refuse to allow broadband carriers to recoup their investment in what upgrades are actually needed.

This report didn�t advance the debate on NN, it simply reinforced the ignorance and mendacity that�s motivated it so far.

UPDATE: See Adam Thierer at the PFF Blog for a more detailed economic analysis of gaming, and read the comment by reader MnZ:

Napster made the problem of network jitter go through the roof. My roommates called Time Warner to complain several times. The Time Warner representatives said that they were trying to add more capacity, but Napster was filling it up capacity as quickly as Time Warner could add it.

One overly honest representative at Time Warner told them something interesting. While online gamers were some of the first adopters of cable modems, they were relatively a small fraction of total cable modem subscribers. Moreover, online gamers were some of the most difficult subscribers for Time Warner satisfy. Finally, online gamers paid no more than any other subscriber for cable modem service. In other words, Time Warner had no incentive to fix the network jitter that online gamers were experiencing.

That’s the size of it.

An Empty Skirt

I have a hard time taking Nancy Pelosi seriously as a political leader. Granted, she’s the offspring of the powerful Maryland political machine headed by her former Congressman father, she’s connected to the Burton-Brown machine in Frisco, and a protege of the corrupt and influential Jack Murtha, but she’s dim. When the Democrats chose her … Continue reading “An Empty Skirt”

I have a hard time taking Nancy Pelosi seriously as a political leader. Granted, she’s the offspring of the powerful Maryland political machine headed by her former Congressman father, she’s connected to the Burton-Brown machine in Frisco, and a protege of the corrupt and influential Jack Murtha, but she’s dim. When the Democrats chose her to be Minority Leader it was more a marketing move than a political statement, as they are, after all, the women’s party. So it made sense to elect a female figurehead at a time that the party was powerless and she couldn’t do any harm. But now that Bush has handed the Congress back to the Dems, I fully expected her to be replaced by a speaker with skills. Perhaps because that would have been a public relations disaster, they’ve decided to allow her to be a figurehead speaker while the real reins of power are in the hands of political pro Steny Hoyer. This is the first bit of evidence that Pelosi�s not really in charge:

WASHINGTON, Nov. 16 � House Democrats chose Representative Steny H. Hoyer of Maryland as their new majority leader today, rejecting the choice of incoming speaker Nancy J. Pelosi and straining the unity of the new majority party.

In an indication that rank-and-file members are be willing to break from Ms. Pelosi, Democrats chose Mr. Hoyer over Representative John P. Murtha of Pennsylvania by a decisive 149-to-86 margin. Mr. Hoyer overcame a concerted push by Ms. Pelosi on behalf of Mr. Murtha, the combat veteran who became an influential Democratic spokesman against the Iraq war.

She publicly supported her puppet-master Murtha for the job, and the Caucus delivered a public slap to the face by rejecting him, something that would never have happened to a Tip O’Neill or a Newt Gingrich.

And no matter how hard some may try to turn this lemon into Kool-Aid, it’s a major loss of face for Pelosi that shows where she really stands in the Democratic pecking order: somewhere in the neighborhood of pages, approximately, fetching coffee and drinks for the boys.

UPDATE: Tim Noah, writing in Slate, argues Pelosi’s in deep trouble:

Here’s what I propose. Let Pelosi remain speaker for now. But let her know that, before the new Congress even begins, she has placed herself on probation. If she chooses Hastings to chair House intelligence, that’s two strikes. One more strike�even a minor misstep�and House Democrats will demonstrate that they, unlike Speaker-elect Pelosi and President Bush, know how to correct their mistakes. If this scenario strikes you as unrealistic, I will only say this: Remember Bob Livingston.

But the netroots say she’s been mistreated by the corporate liberal media

There are no honeymoons for Democrats. Remember that. And “moral authority” is about haircuts and Hollywood, not torture and illegal wars. It is not merely a fight against the Republicans or a fight over politics and policy. It is a non-stop battle with the press to cover events with seriousness and responsiblity. For some reason, when Democrats are in power the press corps immediately goes from being merely shallow to insufferable, sophomoric assholes.

Of course. Here’s an example of the insufferable, sophmoric assholishness, from the New York Times’ editorial staff:

Nancy Pelosi has managed to severely scar her leadership even before taking up the gavel as the new speaker of the House. First, she played politics with the leadership of the House Intelligence Committee to settle an old score and a new debt. And then she put herself in a lose-lose position by trying to force a badly tarnished ally, Representative John Murtha, on the incoming Democratic Congress as majority leader. The party caucus put a decisive end to that gambit yesterday, giving the No. 2 job to Steny Hoyer, a longtime Pelosi rival.

Incredible. Don’t they know that cat fights and corruption are insignificant things next to what Pelosi represents to second- and third-generation political offspring throughout the nation? Somewhere in America there’s a party boss’s son or daughter daring to dream of taking over the family’s political office, and his or her hopes are going to be dashed by the catty, bitchy, assholish criticism St. Pelosi has to face. Oh, the arrogance of the corporate liberal media! Oh, the humanity!

The New Culture of Corruption

The more things change: House Speaker-designate Nancy Pelosi’s endorsement of Rep. John Murtha for majority leader, the No. 2 position in the Democratic leaderhsip, has roiled her caucus. “She will ensure that they [Mr. Murtha and his allies] win. This is hardball politics,” Rep. Jim Moran, a top Murtha ally, told the Hill, a congressional … Continue reading “The New Culture of Corruption”

The more things change:

House Speaker-designate Nancy Pelosi’s endorsement of Rep. John Murtha for majority leader, the No. 2 position in the Democratic leaderhsip, has roiled her caucus. “She will ensure that they [Mr. Murtha and his allies] win. This is hardball politics,” Rep. Jim Moran, a top Murtha ally, told the Hill, a congressional newspaper. “We are entering an era where when the speaker instructs you what to do, you do it.”

But several members are privately aghast that Mr. Murtha, a pork-barreling opponent of most House ethics reforms, could become the second most visible symbol of the new Democratic rule. “We are supposed to change business as usual, not put the fox in charge of the henhouse,” one Democratic member told me. “It’s not just the Abscam scandal of the 1980s that he barely dodged, he’s a disaster waiting to happen because of his current behavior,” another told me.

As for Abscam, a recent book by George Crile, a producer for CBS’s “60 Minutes,” provides damning evidence that Mr. Murtha escaped severe punishment for his role in the scandal only because then-Speaker Tip O’Neill arranged for the House Ethics Committee to drop the charges, over the objections of the committee’s outside prosecutor. The prosecutor quickly resigned in protest.

See what happens when you vote? You only encourage the bastards.

Now for something really important

The nation may be riveted to the War in Iraq, the Democratic takeover of Congress, and Britney Spears’ custody battle with her Fed-Ex, but in the Frisco Bay Area some really important stuff is going on: the A’s are getting a new ballpark: Cisco Field will be located in Fremont, which is approximately 20 miles … Continue reading “Now for something really important”

The nation may be riveted to the War in Iraq, the Democratic takeover of Congress, and Britney Spears’ custody battle with her Fed-Ex, but in the Frisco Bay Area some really important stuff is going on: the A’s are getting a new ballpark:

Cisco Field will be located in Fremont, which is approximately 20 miles to the south of McAfee Coliseum, five miles north of the Santa Clara County line and 12 miles from downtown San Jose. With a population of over 210,000 people and an area of 92-square miles, Fremont is the fourth most populous city in the Bay Area and California’s fifth largest city in area. The ballpark site is proposed to be located on the west side of Interstate 880 off the Auto Mall Parkway.

The partnership with Cisco also includes a broad marketing and business agreement which will underscore the A’s commitment to create a unique fan experience by leveraging state-of-the-art network technology throughout the ballpark and franchise operation. As a result, Cisco Field will be one of the most technologically advanced stadiums in the world and will demonstrate the positive role technology can play in sport, entertainment and connecting communities. Cisco’s technology will be used to enhance every facet of the stadium, from ticketing and concessions to management of game day operations.

The partnership allows Cisco to utilize the facility for corporate and community events and to create a Cisco Customer Solutions Center at the ballpark in an effort to showcase the use of networking technology in a stadium. Cisco becomes the “Official Technology Partner of the A’s and Cisco Field” and the A’s will deploy Cisco technology to serve the needs of Cisco Field and the baseball village.

The appeal of a gadget-heavy park to Silicon Valley is obvious, and most A’s fans are excited about the prospect of leaving Mt. Davis behind. But the burning question is what the team will be named after moving 20 miles down I-880: Fremont A’s? Silicon Valley A’s? Frisco Bay A’s? This momentous question demands an answer.

We’re pretty sure there will be none of that loathsome net neutrality in the new park, and for that we can all rejoice.

Netroots Legislative Agenda

I like a good fight, no matter who’s fighting. Matt Stoller, the MyDD blogger who’s wasted so many electrons on the dubious cause of net neutrality, wrote a post immediately after the recent election in which he declared that the “netroots” legislative agenda begins and ends with his pet cause. A somewhat more serious thinker, … Continue reading “Netroots Legislative Agenda”

I like a good fight, no matter who’s fighting. Matt Stoller, the MyDD blogger who’s wasted so many electrons on the dubious cause of net neutrality, wrote a post immediately after the recent election in which he declared that the “netroots” legislative agenda begins and ends with his pet cause. A somewhat more serious thinker, Bob Fertik, quickly listed 140 agenda items and asked his readers to vote on them; his list includes things like raising the minimum wage, signing Kyoto, restoring habeas corpus, and all that sort of trivia. Net neutrality came in at number 14. Here’s the explanation:

Bloggers who work mainly with text and photos (and that’s most political blogs) could blog without net neutrality; it would mainly affect video bloggers since they consume far more bandwidth, and that’s what the monopoly gatekeepers want to tax.

But Bloggers couldn’t do what we do without the First Amendment…

Now that seems awfully sensible, especially for somebody who drinks the Kool-Aid. Why is it that Stoller has such a hard time keeping things in perspective?

Pelosi’s First Screw-up

She’s not officially Speaker yet, but Nancy Pelosi has already screwed-up big time by supporting corrupt peacenik John Murtha for House majority leader: Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), in line to become Speaker in January, is throwing her support to Rep. John Murtha (D-Pa.) in the race for Majority Leader, a move that will be an … Continue reading “Pelosi’s First Screw-up”

She’s not officially Speaker yet, but Nancy Pelosi has already screwed-up big time by supporting corrupt peacenik John Murtha for House majority leader:

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), in line to become Speaker in January, is throwing her support to Rep. John Murtha (D-Pa.) in the race for Majority Leader, a move that will be an early test of her influence and will weigh heavily on Murtha’s contest with Rep. Steny Hoyer (D-Md.) for the post.

And this is soon to be followed by her appointment of a former federal judge impeached for corruption, Alcee Hastings, to lead the Intelligence Committee over Jane Harman:

Pelosi has also all but decided she will not name the ranking Democrat on the House intelligence committee, Rep. Jane Harman (D-Calif.) to chair that panel next year, a decision pregnant with personal animus.

Sheesh.

Anybody who was expecting Pelosi to govern from the center now has one very solid piece of evidence that the Frisco liberal hasn’t changed her spots.

If you don’t find that convincing, what do you make of the Democrats’ call for a tight withdrawal schedule?

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Democrats, who won control of the U.S. Congress, said on Sunday they will push for a phased withdrawal of American troops from Iraq to begin in four to six months, but the White House cautioned against fixing timetables.

Everybody wants out of Iraq, but publishing the train schedule is probably not the way to do it. If this keeps up, 2008 won’t be a happy year for Democrats.

The Western Strategy

Post-election blogging on the partisan political sites has been predictably loony today. It seems to me that the Republicans lost because the voters have lost patience with the corruption, incompetence, and pandering (especially to religious extremists.) But right wing bloggers such as Hugh Hewitt says the Reeps simply weren’t mean enough on illegal immigration (where … Continue reading “The Western Strategy”

Post-election blogging on the partisan political sites has been predictably loony today. It seems to me that the Republicans lost because the voters have lost patience with the corruption, incompetence, and pandering (especially to religious extremists.) But right wing bloggers such as Hugh Hewitt says the Reeps simply weren’t mean enough on illegal immigration (where did that come from?) and the Kossacks are smoking dope that makes them say all of America is just like Berkeley now. This is crazy talk.

Let me submit that the Democrats won with some fairly conservative candidates such as Jon Tester and Jim Webb, and that moderate Democrats like Joe Lieberman and Harold Ford did pretty darn well. The Republicans who lost were the ones who’ve associated most strongly with the Religious Right: Santorum, Allen, and Talent; those who may as well have been Democrats such as Chaffee and Johnson; and those tainted by Abramoff and the other scandals such as Burns. The Republicans haven’t been acting like Republicans for so long they’ve forgotten what they really are supposed to do when in power.

Meanwhile, Arnold Schwarzenegger cruised to re-election and dragged $37 Billion worth of infrastructure bonds along with him, as well as a Republican Insurance Commissioner. If Republicans want to win national elections they should drop the Southern Strategy that emphasizes guns, Bibles, and big spending, and adopt a Western Strategy that emphasizes small government, personal freedom, property rights, and the things that can only be done for us by government such as infrastructure, environmental protection, and (competent) national defense. This would be a return to Goldwater’s ideals, and a rejection of the Religious Right’s desire to use government to force a narrow set of social values on people. It’s perfectly OK for the religious people to be grossed out by gays and abortion, but it’s not OK to require everybody else to be grossed-out too.

The voters in Arizona rejected a ban on gay marriage yesterday, the first time such a ban has been defeated in a statewide election. They’re not a bunch of liberals, and they’re not going to kick out McCain and elect Ralph Nader in his place. They most likely don’t want their government to be in the business of picking and choosing the things that consenting adults can do to each other and themselves.

Although he hails from New York City, Rudy Giuliani is a perfect Western Strategy presidential candidate: pro-choice, multiply divorced, tough but smart on crime, a competent manager, a fiscal hawk, not beholden to the theocrats. If Arnie were eligible, he’d be one too, but at this point his only remaining move is into the Senate seat now occupied by the heinous Barbara Boxer.

If the Republicans don’t adopt the Western Strategy, we may as well all become Democrats and fight for personal and public freedom in the primaries.

Bye-bye Rummy

What’s going to happen to Microsoft when Bill Gates takes over the Defense Department? I figure he’ll be passing out laptops to the Iraqis with Windows Vista pre-loaded, in hopes they’ll be more interested in downloading porn and stealing music than fighting each other, and he may be right. But Microsoft without Gates just won’t … Continue reading “Bye-bye Rummy”

What’s going to happen to Microsoft when Bill Gates takes over the Defense Department? I figure he’ll be passing out laptops to the Iraqis with Windows Vista pre-loaded, in hopes they’ll be more interested in downloading porn and stealing music than fighting each other, and he may be right. But Microsoft without Gates just won’t be the same.

The Democrats will be coming for our guns tomorrow, and they’ll leave the bills for the new entitlements for illegal immigrants. They’ll also collect the red meat from our freezers, confiscate SUVs, and take down info so they can start assigning us our new same-sex domestic partners. The tofu deliveries start Monday, along with mandatory recycling and abortions, and the Bible pickups will commence the following week. Your new copies of The Blind Watchmaker will arrive by union courier in December, and Christmas is canceled until further notice. The Battered Women’s Cultural Revision Commission is expected to cancel the NFL season before the Super Bowl and to instruct us on cooperative quilting. Net Neutrality begins in January, with all Internet searches directed to Google, and YouTube content will be managed by Daily Kos diarists. Glenn Reynolds will no longer be the Head Blogger In Charge after Jeralyn Merritt takes over, and George Lakoff and Geoff Nunberg will re-write all political speeches. This is progress, comrades, so embrace it.

UPDATE: Different Gates? Oh, never mind.