Good lord

Roger L. Simon has joined the Huffington Post. I’ve de-linked him, of course, but what is he thinking? It’s not like she’s even kissing his ass; she publicly dumps on him for trying to put Newsweek’s yellow journalism in context. I hope he wises up real soon.

Roger L. Simon has joined the Huffington Post. I’ve de-linked him, of course, but what is he thinking? It’s not like she’s even kissing his ass; she publicly dumps on him for trying to put Newsweek’s yellow journalism in context.

I hope he wises up real soon.

Al Franken’s (and Newsweek’s) lies of the day

Newsweek falsely reported that US interrogators desecrated the Holy Koran, causing fatal riots: WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Newsweek magazine said on Sunday it erred in a May 9 report that U.S. interrogators desecrated the Koran at Guantanamo Bay, and apologized to the victims of deadly Muslim protests sparked by the article. Editor Mark Whitaker said the … Continue reading “Al Franken’s (and Newsweek’s) lies of the day”

Newsweek falsely reported that US interrogators desecrated the Holy Koran, causing fatal riots:

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Newsweek magazine said on Sunday it erred in a May 9 report that U.S. interrogators desecrated the Koran at Guantanamo Bay, and apologized to the victims of deadly Muslim protests sparked by the article.

Editor Mark Whitaker said the magazine inaccurately reported that U.S. military investigators had confirmed that personnel at the detention facility in Cuba had flushed the Muslim holy book down the toilet.

The report sparked angry and violent protests across the Muslim world from
Afghanistan, where 16 were killed and more than 100 injured, to Pakistan to Indonesia to Gaza. In the past week it was condemned in Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Bangladesh, Malaysia and by the Arab League.

On the Al Franken show today, the host made jokes about US desecration of the Koran, the Bible, the sayings of Confucius, and a few other holy books. It’s really funny when people are murdered by angry lynch mobs, isn’t it? (This kind of shit is the reason Franken failed as a comedian.)

Franken also lied about the use of the Senate filibuster against judges. While there are a few historical examples of the filibuster being used against certain judges – Abe Fortas was the last – these were not partisan or systematic uses like the use the Democrats are making of it today. Fortas had foes on both sides of the aisle, he wasn’t one of several judges being filibustered at the same time by the same party, and he was already on the court. Fortas, who later resigned for ethical problems, was a crony of LBJ who was proposed for a promotion to Chief Justice.

Franken was also lying about social security and promoting the “Franken donut”.

See Bill Quick for links on the Newsweek thing, as does Jeff Jarvis and Glenn what’s-his-name.

UPDATE: See this story about the Newsweek apology, especially interesting for those maintaining the story was true.

Newsweek apologized yesterday for an inaccurate report on the treatment of detainees that triggered several days of rioting in Afghanistan and other countries in which at least 15 people died.

And see the Newsweek non-apology apology itself, a marvel of cunning yellow journalism:

The spokesman also said the Pentagon had investigated other desecration charges by detainees and found them “not credible.” Our original source later said he couldn’t be certain about reading of the alleged Qur’an incident in the report we cited, and said it might have been in other investigative documents or drafts. Top administration officials have promised to continue looking into the charges, and so will we. But we regret that we got any part of our story wrong, and extend our sympathies to victims of the violence and to the U.S. soldiers caught in its midst.

“We’re sorry people died but maybe we didn’t lie.”

No, Newsweek, you lied and people died. Don’t publish this kind of crap without fact-checking it.

UPDATE Again: Newsweek finally retracts the story: “Based on what we know now, we are retracting our original story that an internal military investigation had uncovered Quran abuse at Guantanamo Bay,” Whitaker said. Now will the dim-witted Al Franken retract his disgusting jokes?

It’s all very confusing to Joe Gandelman (and the rest of the world as well.)

Al Franken’s lies of the day

Today Al Franken is broadcasting from Sacramento, before an audience of noisy loons with the coffee-shop weekly grasp of politics. He made the mistake of interviewing Dan Walters, the dean of Sacramento journalists on the state of politics in California. Franken showed his igorance and desire to deceive several times: 1. Called Walters a conservative … Continue reading “Al Franken’s lies of the day”

Today Al Franken is broadcasting from Sacramento, before an audience of noisy loons with the coffee-shop weekly grasp of politics. He made the mistake of interviewing Dan Walters, the dean of Sacramento journalists on the state of politics in California. Franken showed his igorance and desire to deceive several times:

1. Called Walters a conservative when he’s clearly a centrist.
2. Blamed California’s education problems on Prop 13 exclusively.
3. Equated Schwarzenegger’s fundraising for inititiatives to Gray Davis’ personal fundraising.
4. Reduced the California ballot wars to a business vs. the People war.
5. Claimed Schwarzenegger tried to take pensions away from widows and orphans.

People don’t take Franken seriously because he’s an alleged comedian, but a comprehensive scorecard would probably show that he’s the most deceptive host in talk radio, with the possible exception of Janeane Garofalo or Randi Rhodes.

Marginalizing stupid

John Cole observes moonbats on the Huffy-puffy blog: And there you have the far left in a nutshell: smug, condescending, deceitful, paranoid, self-congratulating, in denial and divorced from reality, and wholly uncredible. Some choice the American system has- John Conyers or Pat Robertson. Isn’t there any way to marginalize stupid? Listening to Al Franken broadcasting … Continue reading “Marginalizing stupid”

John Cole observes moonbats on the Huffy-puffy blog:

And there you have the far left in a nutshell: smug, condescending, deceitful, paranoid, self-congratulating, in denial and divorced from reality, and wholly uncredible. Some choice the American system has- John Conyers or Pat Robertson. Isn’t there any way to marginalize stupid?

Listening to Al Franken broadcasting from Portland this morning I observed the same thing. He told lie after lie to a screaming, cheering, applauding audience as willing to be deceived as the Scientology membership or the voters in Nazi Germany.

Did you know that Franken invented left-wing radio? That’s what he claimed, despite the fact that Pacifica, NPR, and stations like KGO were with us long before Air America got Clear Channel into that game. He must have invented the Internet too. And did you know that there’s no legitimate constitutional question about the Social Security Act, which was only approved by the Supreme Court by a 5-4 margin after court-packing? That’s what he said. Or that we wouldn’t have minimum wage laws without it? Even in a state with its own minimum wage set higher than the federal standard the audience ate this up.

The political dialog that matters in this country – the one that engages the largest number of voters – is almost wholly divorced from the facts. That’s a problem.

Incidentally, somebody could do a whole blog just covering the lies Al Franken, the failed comedian, tells every morning to his retarded audience but I don’t get paid enough to do it myself. Maybe a tag-team approach would work.

Arianna’s Blog Blows

This review by Nikki Finke tells you all you need to know about Arianna’s idiotic blog: it blows. Judging from today’s horrific debut of the humongously pre-hyped celebrity blog the Huffington Post, the Madonna of the mediapolitic world has gone one reinvention too far. She has now made an online ass of herself. What her … Continue reading “Arianna’s Blog Blows”

This review by Nikki Finke tells you all you need to know about Arianna’s idiotic blog: it blows.

Judging from today’s horrific debut of the humongously pre-hyped celebrity blog the Huffington Post, the Madonna of the mediapolitic world has gone one reinvention too far. She has now made an online ass of herself. What her bizarre guru-cult association, 180-degree conservative-to-liberal conversion, and failed run in the California gubernatorial-recall race couldn’t accomplish, her blog has now done: She is finally played out publicly. This Web-site venture is the sort of failure that is simply unsurvivable, because of all the advance publicity touting its success as inevitable. Her blog is such a bomb that it’s the box-office equivalent of Gigli, Ishtar and Heaven’s Gate rolled into one. In magazine terms, it’s the disastrous clone of Tina Brown’s Talk, JFK Jr.’s George or Maer Roshan’s Radar. No matter what happens to Huffington, it’s clear Hollywood will suffer the consequences.

It almost seems like some sick hoax. Perhaps Huffington is no longer a card-carrying progressive but now a conservative mole. Because she served up liberal celebs like red meat on a silver platter for the salivating and Hollywood-hating right wing to chew up and spit out.

Chased out of England for plagiarizing two books, she came to the US, joined a cult and married a rich gay guy. They went to Washington to depose Sally Quinn as the town’s leading Greek, failed, and then returned to California to challenge Susan Estrich as LA’s biggest liberal, failing again. Failing to secure any votes in her run for Governor, she turns to blogging to have the last nail hammered into her coffin. What a waste of carbohydrates.

UPDATE: Two good parodies, each better than the original. The Guardian’s pre-launch version, and the more urbane Huff and Blow.

Poor Arianna gets no respect.

Sullivan’s obsession

Andrew Sullivan seems a bit obsessed with ole Glenn Reynolds these days. The opening of this piece is weird given that Reynolds didn’t actually blog the event in question: INSTAPUNDIT: The president’s press conference last night was, I think, perhaps his best ever. He was confident, in command of the facts, moderate in his views, … Continue reading “Sullivan’s obsession”

Andrew Sullivan seems a bit obsessed with ole Glenn Reynolds these days. The opening of this piece is weird given that Reynolds didn’t actually blog the event in question:

INSTAPUNDIT: The president’s press conference last night was, I think, perhaps his best ever. He was confident, in command of the facts, moderate in his views, engaging and appealing. It was much better than anything we’ve seen in a very long time; and it makes me wonder why his handlers keep him in such hermetically-sealed partisan settings. He’s better than that; and it seems to me he keeps getting better in these contexts.

What’s his game?

Vanity

In the course of reviewing an LA Press Club event, Luke Ford made an uncomplimentary remark about John Patrick Frey, the LA blogger who goes by “Patterico:” Blogger Patterico had the misfortune of following Kaus, the model of an unpretentious intellectual, and said one-tenth as much as Mickey in ten times as much time (even … Continue reading “Vanity”

In the course of reviewing an LA Press Club event, Luke Ford made an uncomplimentary remark about John Patrick Frey, the LA blogger who goes by “Patterico:”

Blogger Patterico had the misfortune of following Kaus, the model of an unpretentious intellectual, and said one-tenth as much as Mickey in ten times as much time (even though he’d been told ahead of time he’d be a featured guest, which should have clued him that he’d be speaking).

But Ford spelled his handle right, so JP linked him. Clearly, this is devotion to truth.