Researchers Locate “Funny” Gene

Who says nerds don’t have a sense of humor? “Science Now” is way hip: Scientists today announced they have located a gene apparently responsible for a person’s sense of humor. The finding may provide potential drug targets for those who “just don’t get it.” Scientists have debated for years whether humans are really unique among … Continue reading “Researchers Locate “Funny” Gene”

Who says nerds don’t have a sense of humor? “Science Now” is way hip:

Scientists today announced they have located a gene apparently responsible for a person’s sense of humor. The finding may provide potential drug targets for those who “just don’t get it.”

Scientists have debated for years whether humans are really unique among other animals in their ability to find things funny. One thing that most researchers do agree on, however, is that, though widespread, the ability is not shared by all people. “Just look at undertakers and politicians,” says Horace Epstein, a geneticist at the Lachen Institute in Trenton, New Jersey. Reasoning that these differences between people might be due to variations in the DNA sequence of a “funny gene,” Epstein looked for families with a strong humor history.

Epstein’s team found a large family in Gobblers Knob, Kentucky, that had demonstrated lightheartedness over several generations. “By comparing family members who loved Seinfeld with members who had a fondness for C-SPAN, we were able to narrow down the gene’s location to a large track of DNA sequence on the X chromosome,” says Epstein. After using computer databases to locate candidate genes, the researchers homed in on three stretches where the Seinfelders had a DNA sequence that differed from that of the C-SPANners.

The researchers then expressed the genes in mice. Two had no effect, but the third caused the mice to emit a high-pitched squeak when they were shown a picture of a cat being hit by an anvil. “I think we can safely assume the mice were laughing at the cat’s misfortune,” says Epstein, whose group will publish its work in an upcoming issue of Genes and Behavior.

Because the gene’s protein contains a large number of histidines and alanines, the researchers have settled on calling it HAHA-1. “I expect we’ll find that comedians like Robin Williams express high levels of the protein, while individuals such as Dick Cheney likely have HAHA-1 mutations,” says Epstein.

“It’s a remarkable discovery,” says Sarah Haugton, a molecular biologist at River Glen University in Burlington, Vermont. “There’s a funny bone, so why not a funny gene?” Robert Chadwick, a genome researcher at London’s Northhaven University believes the study could lead to potential gene therapy treatments for those without a sense a humor. “Think of all of those people who don’t get April Fools jokes,” he says. “Now they may finally be able to laugh.”

–DAVID GRIMM

Heh.

Schiavo/Darwin Survey

I have a question for those who want to continue feeding Terri Schiavo: in your opinion, is Darwin’s theory of evolution by natural selection right or wrong? Just curious.

I have a question for those who want to continue feeding Terri Schiavo: in your opinion, is Darwin’s theory of evolution by natural selection right or wrong?

Just curious.

Uh-oh – BBC commits heresy

The Harvard Arts & Sciences faculty better get on the BBC’s case for this piece of gender heresy: New Scientist reports that although men are more likely to be mentally retarded, they are also more likely to be geniuses. Although the average IQ of men and women is equal, men are more frequently found at … Continue reading “Uh-oh – BBC commits heresy”

The Harvard Arts & Sciences faculty better get on the BBC’s case for this piece of gender heresy:

New Scientist reports that although men are more likely to be mentally retarded, they are also more likely to be geniuses.

Although the average IQ of men and women is equal, men are more frequently found at both extremes of intelligence.

This is because, if you have very good intelligence genes on your X chromosome, it pays not to have them muffled by more average genes on another X chromosome.

The gist of the story is that women have more genes than men because the X chromosome is bigger and more varied than the Y. But the two X’s that women have tend to average each other out, hence the higher and narrower female bell curve.

But this isn’t known to most Nigerian dictators, and hence not known to the Harvard faculty.

How much would you pay?

The question for the day is how much an real aquarium fanatic would pay for a hand-crafted teak stand and hood like this one. I’m wondering if there’s a business in making them.

The question for the day is how much an real aquarium fanatic would pay for a hand-crafted teak stand and hood like this one. I’m wondering if there’s a business in making them.

Necrophilia among ducks ruffles research feathers

From the annals of improbable research we learn more about ducks that we ever wanted to know: The strange case of the homosexual necrophiliac duck pushed out the boundaries of knowledge in a rather improbable way when it was recorded by Dutch researcher Kees Moeliker. My brother the avid duck-hunter adds this: For some odd … Continue reading “Necrophilia among ducks ruffles research feathers”

From the annals of improbable research we learn more about ducks that we ever wanted to know:

The strange case of the homosexual necrophiliac duck pushed out the boundaries of knowledge in a rather improbable way when it was recorded by Dutch researcher Kees Moeliker.

My brother the avid duck-hunter adds this:

For some odd reason Mallard drakes are notoriously horny. There are numerous examples of trans-species copulation (rishathra?) among the male of Anas platyrhynchos. Homosexuality? Unknown. Since they lack hands, they may be unable to beat off (masturbate). The desire for orgasm may be so great they literally don’t care what they do it with, as long as it is a duck. The female (as usual) doesn’t appear to have the same level of desire as the male. I personally have seen many examples of hybrid pintails and teal in the taxidermist shop. A rare trophy indeed. Other ducks do not appear to have this somewhat distracting level of horniness. The drake mallard call is more of a ‘dweeb dweeb’ than a’ raeb raeb’ but that may be dialect. Cardinals for example have regional dialect.

Now you’re a fuckin’ duck expert, so to speak.

Smart hobbits

Scientists are calling the little people whose remains were found on Flores Island in Indonesia recently “hobbits” on accout of their diminutive stature. They appear to have mastered skills previously thought impossible for critters of such teensy brain: Despite having very small brains — roughly the size of a chimpanzee’s — they appear to have … Continue reading “Smart hobbits”

Scientists are calling the little people whose remains were found on Flores Island in Indonesia recently “hobbits” on accout of their diminutive stature. They appear to have mastered skills previously thought impossible for critters of such teensy brain:

Despite having very small brains — roughly the size of a chimpanzee’s — they appear to have hunted animals twice their size, made stone tools for hunting and butchering, and used fire for cooking.

“It’s remarkable. We’ve always been taught and thought that as humans evolved, the bigger the brain, the better they are,” said Charles Hildebolt, a physical anthropologist at Washington University in St. Louis, Missouri.

“If this little creature actually made the tools and was using the tools, built the fire and was using the fire, then that really tips human evolution upside down and changes the way we have to think about brain evolution. It may indicate that the reorganization of the brain was just as important and may be even more important than size.”

Management dudes will be happy to know that reorganization sometimes works, and others to know that size doesn’t always matter.

See also BBC.

Prayers answered

The creationists who believe the world and everything in it was created by a giant pink bunny must have been praying extra hard these past few days: It appeared to be one of archaeology’s most sensational finds. The skull fragment discovered in a peat bog near Hamburg was more than 36,000 years old – and … Continue reading “Prayers answered”

The creationists who believe the world and everything in it was created by a giant pink bunny must have been praying extra hard these past few days:

It appeared to be one of archaeology’s most sensational finds. The skull fragment discovered in a peat bog near Hamburg was more than 36,000 years old – and was the vital missing link between modern humans and Neanderthals.

This, at least, is what Professor Reiner Protsch von Zieten – a distinguished, cigar-smoking German anthropologist – told his scientific colleagues, to global acclaim, after being invited to date the extremely rare skull.

However, the professor’s 30-year-old academic career has now ended in disgrace after the revelation that he systematically falsified the dates on this and numerous other “stone age” relics.

Yesterday his university in Frankfurt announced the professor had been forced to retire because of numerous “falsehoods and manipulations”. According to experts, his deceptions may mean an entire tranche of the history of man’s development will have to be rewritten.

This sort of thing (Scieno-Teutonic dissembling) really irritates me because it gives ammo to the forces of darkness.

Dating old guys

This one is 195,000 years old, according to somebody who dated him. No wonder social security?s in trouble.

This one is 195,000 years old, according to somebody who dated him.

No wonder social security?s in trouble.