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The fingerprints of Portland lawyer with terrorist connections were found on a bag in Madrid, so the dude’s been busted:

Federal agents on Thursday detained a Washington County lawyer in connection with the deadly March 11 terrorist attack in Madrid — the first American connection to the worst terrorist attack since Sept. 11, 2001.

Brandon Mayfield, 37, who lives in [Portland suburbe] Aloha and played a minor legal role in the Portland Seven terrorism case, was picked up at his West Slope law office on a material witness hold Thursday morning, said Tom Nelson, Mayfield’s attorney.

Mr. Totten points out that a bomb was found on a local commuter train in Portland not long ago. Coincidence?

I would personally not want to mess with Tammy Bruce if I were terrorist scum.

Link via Tim Blair

Honest left-wing journo Marc Cooper has busted Michael Moore for spinning a web of lies about Disney in order to hype his latest project:

Below find an exclusive full text copy of the article by Andrew Gumbel which will appear in Thursday’s London-based daily The Independent which quotes inside sources saying there is nothing new in Disney’s red light, that Moore knew it was a no-go from the outset. After you’ve read Andrew’s piece take a look at this L.A. Weekly column I wrote in March describing Moore as the Ann Coulter of the left.

Chances of the New York Times publishing a retraction to its overheated story of Moore’s oppression are practically nil, I suppose.

BTW, Cooper’s LA Weekly article is as insightful about Moore as anything you’ll ever read:

Moore?s shtick is to deftly read the emotional contours of the liberal left and then to profitably mold and expand himself to fill the void. He?s a polarizer, not a teacher. His ramped-up stage style, shouting and screaming profanities at Dubya, no doubt provides some satisfying moments for the already-converted but can only alienate and confound those still in doubt.

And all the more damning because Cooper’s very much a Man of the Left.

Link via Roger L. Simon.

Matt Welch explores the subtle moral distinctions that led prominent leftists to support the liberation of Kosovo and oppose similar action in Iraq in this piece for Reason:

Since Clark was one of the top four Democratic candidates for president, and Soros has redirected his considerable energy and at least $15 million to effect “regime change” in the United States, their distinction between Kosovo and Iraq arguably looms as the defining foreign policy difference between Democrats and Republicans in 2004. And for those of us who supported Clinton’s Wilsonianism but not Bush’s, these books should help answer two questions we really ought to be asking ourselves: Is our support for America’s activist role dependent on high moral principle, or is it tethered to partisan politics? And did we lower the bar for military intervention?

Seems to me that it’s a matter of trust. Bob Dylan said: “if you’re gonna live outside the law, you better be honest.” Partisan Democrats trust Democratic presidents to engage in technically illegal foreign wars in the service of high moral principles, but not Republican presidents; and vice versa.

Which shows us that the system of international law that made the interventions in Kosovo and Iraq (and the non-intervention in Rwanda) technically illegal needs to change, but how? Certainly, we can’t trust the UN to sanction the removal of despots from power; but who can we trust to authorize and direct the use of American and British military power?

Only the elected representatives in each country, unfortunately.

Since you can’t smoke on airplanes any more, we don’t need “No-smoking” lights. Why not make them ready to roll lights, for situations like this one:

A plane carrying sexy Broadway star Rachel York back to New York was forced down in Salt Lake City Tuesday after an agitated Egyptian man started flicking a butane lighter.

Quick-thinking flight attendants had passengers ready to roll against the man when he refused to move a suspicious-looking bag beneath his seat on Delta Air Lines Flight 1986.

“I said, `I’ll keep an eye on him,'” said Errol Goott, a 6-foot-1 South African, who said he was approached “in case (the passenger) needed to be stopped.”

The captain has illuminated the ready to roll light, so please return your seat backs and tray tables to their fully locked and upright positions, and kindly turn your attention to the swarthy dudes with the box-cutters near row 26. Rolling will commence as soon as our heroes are in position. Thank you for flying American and have a pleasant time at your final destination, which is gonna be a short trip for these swarthy dudes.

Anaheim’s slow-witted right-fielder faced Tim Hudson for the first time Friday, and here’s what happened:

Facing Guerrero with two out in the first inning Friday, Hudson delivered his first pitch high, hard and tight, sending Guerrero spinning out of the way. Five pitches later, Guerrero answered with a smash right to second baseman Marco Scutaro for the third out, but the tone that Hudson so relishes in setting had indeed been set.

Oakland pitchers shut out the most expensive baseball team west of New York, 3-0. Welcome to the Big Leagues, boys.

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While the Mariners may well be the suckiest team in Major League Baseball, Seattle residents needn’t be forlorn, as they have in their midst America’s hottest Curling team, headed for the World Championships in Sweden:

“I think we have a good chance,” said Jason Larway, whose rink upset the defending U.S. champions from Minnesota last month. “We’re definitely excited, but this is one of the most competitive years in a long time.”

You don’t need a pitching staff to excel at Curling, dontcha know.

In related news, Barry Bonds finally hit no. 660 to tie Willie Mays for third on the career homers list.

Lots of ink’s been spilt over the Dodgers’ aquisition of Moneyball genius Paul DePodesta, but their secret weapon is William Hung:

LOS ANGELES — He might not be an American Idol, but William Hung has quickly become a folk legend in the Dodgers clubhouse and might be the club’s answer to Anaheim’s Rally Monkey.

Shawn Green brought in a CD by the “American Idol” reject the second day of the season and played it in the clubhouse during pregame stretching. The painfully comical songs had the players rolling on the floor in laughter.

I’d take Hung over the monkey any day.

Among Condoleezza Rice’s opening remarks are several mentions of Pakistan’s support of the Taliban and efforts to neutralize it:

More importantly, we recognized that no counterterrorism strategy could succeed in isolation. As you know from the Pakistan and Afghanistan strategy documents that we made available to the Commission, our counterterrorism strategy was part of a broader package of strategies that addressed the complexities of the region.

Integrating our counterterrorism and regional strategies was the most difficult and the most important aspect of the new strategy to get right. Al-Qaida was both client of and patron to the Taliban, which in turn was supported by Pakistan. Those relationships provided al-Qaida with a powerful umbrella of protection, and we had to sever them. This was not easy.

Not that we hadn’t tried. Within a month of taking office, President Bush sent a strong, private message to President Musharraf urging him to use his influence with the Taliban to bring Bin Laden to justice and to close down al-Qaida training camps. Secretary Powell actively urged the Pakistanis, including Musharraf himself, to abandon support for the Taliban. I met with Pakistan’s Foreign Minister in my office in June of 2001. I delivered a very tough message, which was met with a rote, expressionless response.

America’s al-Qaida policy wasn’t working because our Afghanistan policy wasn’t working. And our Afghanistan policy wasn’t working because our Pakistan policy wasn’t working. We recognized that America’s counterterrorism policy had to be connected to our regional strategies and to our overall foreign policy.

To address these problems, I made sure to involve key regional experts. I brought in Zalmay Khalilzad, an expert on Afghanistan who, as a senior diplomat in the 1980s, had worked closely with the Afghan Mujahedeen, helping them to turn back the Soviet invasion. I also ensured the participation of the NSC experts on South Asia, as well as the Secretary of State and his regional specialists. Together, we developed a new strategic approach to Afghanistan. Instead of the intense focus on the Northern Alliance, we emphasized the importance of the south ? the social and political heartland of the country. Our new approach to Pakistan combined the use of carrots and sticks to persuade Pakistan to drop its support for the Taliban. And we began to change our approach to India, to preserve stability on the subcontinent.

This is about as clued-in as it gets. The overall opening statement is a knock-out blow to Dick Clarke’s claims of Bush Administration laxity. I’m not convinced that Clarke was actually lying, however, as much as he was out-of-the-loop as a mid-level holdover from the Clinton Administration whose grasp of the overall terrorism plan was limited by his need to know. Clarke’s role in the White House wasn’t even as large as he thought it was, let alone as large as he wished it were. So even if Clarke’s criticisms were perfectly valid from his point of view, his knowledge of the overall plan was extremely limited.